but because i deliver only fresh slop: https://www.dispatch.com/story/news/local/2026/06/17/trump-hired-ohio-company-clear-reflecting-pool-algae-green-water/90591086007/
https://nitter.net/KlonnyPin_Gosch/status/2067988708733923747
(this is in reference to algae bloom in some important pool of seppoland which made it green)
incidentally, fluorescein is very green and was used for pilot rescue in ww2 in oceans
at The Onion just can't get a break.