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[-] llamapocalypse@lemmy.world 129 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Unless the candidate is a progressive, then the establishment Dems won't endorse them (unless the progressive wins, then suddenly they totally supported the progressive all along)

(no, I'm not saying don't vote, just frustrated by the fucking hypocrisy)

[-] sik0fewl@piefed.ca 125 points 2 months ago

Don’t just vote Democrat, vote in the primaries.

[-] tidderuuf@lemmy.world 48 points 2 months ago

Ya that's a problem I have in my neck of the words. Everyone complains about who is on the General Election ticket and they just shrug their shoulders about voting in the Primary.

[-] Blibly@lemmy.world 24 points 2 months ago

"You mean I have to vote, and then vote again? Ugh, I wasnt even planning to show up to the actual vote. Meh...it'll all work out fine."

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 18 points 2 months ago

If voting day was a holiday it would less of a problem

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[-] MyBrainHurts@piefed.ca 17 points 2 months ago

Exactly. This times a million. We don't vote in primaries and then get all surprised that the Democratic candidates resemble the folks who voted in the primaries.

[-] DokPsy@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Imo if you don't vote in the primaries, you've forfeited your right to bitch about the candidates on the general ticket

[-] edible_funk@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago

Yup, drag the fuckin party left.

[-] msage@programming.dev 13 points 2 months ago
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[-] Ep1cFac3pa1m@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

Yeah didn’t the Democratic Party take credit for some shit Mamdani got done? Seemed pretty shitty since they tried to stop him from getting elected.

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[-] SailorFuzz@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago

*cough*

Mamdani

*cough*

Platner

*coughcough*

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[-] Folstar@lemmus.org 76 points 2 months ago

Gang, this isn't complicated. You fight the Democratic establishment 364 days a year. On election day you pick the lesser evil, which hopefully all that fighting you did made much less evil. We have an archaic election system, and until that changes (work to change it), that's the best path forward.

[-] thisisbutaname@discuss.tchncs.de 46 points 2 months ago

In other words, voting isn't enough: it's merely the first step. After "your guys" are in power, you should bully them into keeping their promises and doing more

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[-] silver13@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago

As an non-american, how this is not crystal clear even for the most hardcore communists is an absolute mystery to me.

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[-] mattyroses@lemmy.today 12 points 2 months ago

Gang, this isn't complicated. You make demands, but declare ahead of time you will not take any action to harm the Dems by not voting for them, and this give up all leverage. Then they continue to lock in GOP policies, that's tye best path forward.

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[-] TimeNaan@lemmy.world 65 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

It's so obvious the person who made this is on the left side of this picture.

Only a lib could give the girl on the right both an anarchy patch and a bernie 2020 hat.

[-] Ensign_Crab@lemmy.world 29 points 2 months ago

It’s so obvious the person who made this is on the left side of this picture.

Anyone who says "blue no matter who" is on the left side of this picture. And on the right politically.

[-] Pollo_Jack@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

I've started saying "Vote blue no matter who" to dems that think progressives can't win.

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[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 16 points 2 months ago

I care about my constituents, even though they're filthy unhoused vape addicted lazy Bernie bros. Fist bump!

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[-] RumorsOfLove@lemmy.dbzer0.com 50 points 2 months ago

Watch out guy,s, new wave of astroturfing incoming!!!

[-] Zephorah@discuss.online 22 points 2 months ago
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[-] Ellvix@lemmy.world 41 points 2 months ago

"Would you like to be stabbed or punched in the face? If you don't pick one we'll go for the stabbing."

I hate it, but please vote.

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[-] knife@lemmy.world 40 points 2 months ago

I hate this so much

[-] Fedegenerate@fedinsfw.app 39 points 2 months ago

Or, now here me out, Dems could run a platform people want to vote for?

[-] ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 months ago

That's the joke. The vote blue no matter who enables fascists, so saying it's what they fear is funny.

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[-] irelephant@lemmy.dbzer0.com 38 points 2 months ago

Please tell me this is ironic

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[-] binux@sh.itjust.works 37 points 2 months ago
[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago

Technically, this could move in the opposite direction.

It just never does, for some reason.

[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 14 points 2 months ago

It's almost like political hierarchies run by the Epstein class and centrists prefer conservatism over progress.

[-] ragebutt@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 2 months ago

How could it in a dichotomy of progressivism vs conservatism? The suppressed side will always be the progressive side because progress will always threaten the elite that are propped up by the current system and the elites will almost always have unequal and overwhelming power relative to everyone else. The system is deeply flawed for you and I, but not for musk, gates, and Zuckerberg and as a result they will fight hard to keep things the same with their disproportionate amount of resources

Especially so when the flawed system is designed to create oligarchs, so even if all 900 or so billionaires died tonight they’d rapidly be replaced (and likely lead to even more wealth concentration once the dust settles)

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[-] Uebercomplicated@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 months ago

The thing about this that really makes me ashamed of the democratic establishment is the depiction of the girl on the right vs on the left. This post is literally trying to marginalize progressives. Just look at lemmy, half the progressives here are cishet conputer programmers and Linux nerds in their 40s. This post is trying to enforce a harmful stereotype to make progressives seem like a smaller, less influencial, more radicalized group. It's already playing into bigotry: the progressive is shown as younger (ageism), with darker skin (racism), more "radical" views, as a drug addict., etc; enforcing the bias that progressives are somehow irresponsible young'uns with unrealistic world-views. Fuck this shit. Never thought I'd see something so obviously bigoted on Lemmy.

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[-] _lilith@lemmy.world 35 points 2 months ago

I'mma vote for the lesser of two evils. What I won't do is fist bump a republican liteᔗᔐ like they didn't torpedo every fucking progressive they could. I remember south carolina, biden was dead in the water and suddenly "centrists consolidated" and he was a fucking front runner.

[-] Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world 32 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Yay.

Election season.

People telling me to vote blue no matter who like I haven’t been doing that since I was 18.

And I’m fucking old.

Not to mention the arguments. People just mad everywhere.

I love politics and don’t hate this stupid game I’m forced to play and always lose.

What a stupid world.

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 28 points 2 months ago

Fascists don't fear blue voters. You know what they fear? Shattered teeth

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 15 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Bricks.

They fear bricks.

[-] WraithGear@lemmy.world 22 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

No its, vote blue no matter who* only applicable if the said blue candidate is not progressive

and the whole fucking time we are voting in primaries, it’s all “progressive candidates can’t win the election” and astroturfed lies and slander using democratic funds to hurt itself in its own confusion. want my vote? field candidates that i would vote for.

and no kings is performative at best

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[-] mlg@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Eww reddit content in my lemmy feed

[-] TheStrongestBoy@sh.itjust.works 18 points 2 months ago

Get infinite Fetterman’s with this one weird trick.

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[-] king_comrade@lemmy.world 17 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

More dem slop, they still don't understand why they can't win elections. I'd point it out for them, but they'd just scream 'blue no matter who' instead of listening.

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[-] foxwolf@pawb.social 16 points 2 months ago

This makes me want to throw up

[-] Transform2942@lemmy.ml 15 points 2 months ago

It benefits the security state for a Dem to take the helm and lull the masses back to sleep with sweet words while continuing 99% of Trump's policies

[-] Ryanmiller70@lemmy.zip 14 points 2 months ago

Nah I'm sticking third party. Not like the Dems care about my state anyway or that anyone worth a damn would run in the primaries here.

[-] TORFdot0@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

Fascist fear millennial cringe?

Fascists fear class solidarity

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[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 14 points 2 months ago

"ANY BLUE WILL DOℱ"^*^

*Terms an conditions apply.

ANY BLUE WILL DOℱ — TERMS AND CONDITIONS

By repeating, accepting, endorsing, or being shamed into the phrase “Any Blue Will Do,” you agree to the following Terms and Conditions.

1. Binding Obligation of the Voter

You agree that “Any Blue Will Do” creates a total, unconditional, irrevocable, morally compulsory obligation to support any candidate designated by the Democratic Party, its consultants, donors, cable news surrogates, or random accounts with flag emojis.

Support may include voting, donating, volunteering, defending the candidate online, pretending the platform is “actually pretty progressive,” and explaining to younger voters why asking for healthcare is helping fascism.

2. Definition of “Blue”

For purposes of this Agreement, “Blue” means any candidate, officeholder, nominee, former Republican, ex-CIA analyst, prosecutor, donor-friendly mayor, or person who has appeared on a Democratic ballot line.

Notwithstanding the above, “Blue” shall not include leftists, socialists, labor candidates, anti-war candidates, or anyone who causes donors to say “deeply concerning.”

3. Institutional Discretion

The Democratic Party reserves the sole, exclusive, perpetual, and non-reviewable right to decide when “Any Blue Will Do” applies.

This determination may be made before, during, or after the election; in a closed-door meeting; through a leaked memo; or retroactively after the wrong kind of Democrat wins.

4. Primary Election Exceptions

Although “Any Blue Will Do” may appear to imply neutrality among Democrats, nothing shall prevent the Party from promoting, funding, endorsing, defending, or quietly coordinating for any candidate deemed sufficiently Normal.

The Party may intervene against left-wing candidates through endorsements, donor pressure, debate exclusion, ballot challenges, super PACs, whisper campaigns, consultant networks, or sudden concerns about electability.

Such actions shall not violate “Any Blue Will Do,” because leftists should have known what the phrase meant.

5. Electability Clause

You agree that “electability” means whatever the Party needs it to mean at the time.

A moderate losing by six points proves the country is center-right.

A leftist losing by six points proves progressive politics are permanently toxic.

A moderate winning narrowly is a mandate for bipartisan austerity.

A leftist winning decisively is a local anomaly.

6. Vote-Shaming Rights Reserved

The Party, its affiliates, surrogates, influencers, and emotionally exhausted liberals reserve the right to shame, scold, guilt, condescend to, or morally indict you for any failure to provide enthusiastic support.

This right survives all prior mistreatment, broken promises, ignored policy demands, abandoned constituencies, donor triangulation, union-busting, war funding, anti-immigrant pivoting, or sabotage of your preferred candidate.

Your obligation to vote blue remains in full force regardless of whether the Party has made any effort to earn your vote.

7. No Reciprocal Duty

Nothing in this Agreement creates any reciprocal obligation on the part of the Democratic Party to support candidates, policies, platforms, movements, voters, unions, tenants, students, debtors, the uninsured, the unhoused, the anti-war left, or anyone who has ever said the word “material.”

The voter’s duty is mandatory.

The Party’s duty is aspirational, symbolic, non-binding, means-tested, subject to committee review, and likely dead on arrival in the Senate.

8. Platform Disclaimer

Any platform, promise, slogan, campaign speech, town hall answer, website bullet point, or “we hear you” statement is non-binding promotional material.

The Party may abandon, dilute, reframe, study, means-test, postpone, sunset, privatize, or blame the parliamentarian for any stated policy objective.

No voter shall infer from campaign rhetoric the existence of an actual commitment.

9. Leftist Candidate Contingency

In the event that a leftist wins a Democratic primary, “Any Blue Will Do” may be suspended, modified, inverted, or replaced with:

“We need a serious candidate.”

“This district is more moderate than people think.”

“We have concerns about temperament.”

“They haven’t built relationships.”

“The tweets are problematic.”

“This is not the right time.”

“We need someone who can win.”

The Party may further reserve the right to remain neutral, quietly assist the opponent, withhold funding, or discover a sudden principled objection to party loyalty.

10. Consultant Protection Clause

No provision of this Agreement shall endanger the sacred right of consultants to be paid millions of dollars to lose winnable races while advising candidates to say nothing, offend no donors, avoid popular economic policies, and appear in diners wearing rolled-up sleeves.

Consultant compensation shall not be contingent on winning elections.

11. Donor Supremacy Clause

In the event of a conflict between voters and donors, donors shall prevail.

In the event of a conflict between the platform and donors, donors shall prevail.

In the event of a conflict between democracy and donors, a task force shall be convened after the election.

12. Unity

You agree that “unity” means left-wing voters supporting the nominee chosen by the Party.

You further agree that “division” means left-wing voters asking for anything in return.

Calls for unity may be issued immediately after the Party has spent months calling your candidate unelectable, dangerous, unserious, divisive, unrealistic, toxic, radical, online, or insufficiently grateful.

13. Harm Reduction

You acknowledge that harm reduction is extremely important and shall be invoked whenever the Party requires your vote.

You further acknowledge that harm reduction shall not require the Party to reduce harm when doing so would inconvenience donors, police unions, defense contractors, pharmaceutical companies, fossil fuel interests, private insurers, landlords, or anyone described as a “stakeholder.”

14. Democracy Preservation Clause

You agree that democracy is on the ballot in every election.

You further agree that democracy may be preserved through ballot access litigation, superdelegate influence, donor consolidation, debate manipulation, primary interference, and stern editorials about the dangers of populism.

Any contradiction shall be resolved in favor of the Party.

15. Waiver of Expectations

By accepting these Terms, you waive any expectation that your vote, organizing, small-dollar donations, canvassing, or repeated emergency mobilization shall entitle you to policy concessions, appointments, accountability, respect, or basic recognition as part of the coalition.

You may be thanked in fundraising emails.

16. Amendment Rights

The Democratic Party reserves the right to amend these Terms at any time without notice.

Amendments may be announced by think tank memo, anonymous senior aide quote, cable news panel consensus, donor retreat, consultant Substack, or sudden redefinition of what “realistic” means.

Continued existence under Republican threat shall constitute acceptance of all amended Terms.

17. Enforcement

This Agreement shall be enforced exclusively against voters to the left of the nominee.

No enforcement mechanism shall apply to conservative Democrats, corporate Democrats, swing-district moderates, billionaire donors, retired generals, anti-choice incumbents, oil-state senators, police-union candidates, or anyone who says “kitchen table issues” while opposing the policies that would help people afford kitchens or tables.

18. Remedies

If you violate this Agreement by withholding support, criticizing the nominee, supporting a primary challenger, asking for concessions, mentioning Gaza, saying “universal healthcare,” objecting to means-testing, or pointing out that the Party did the opposite of what it demanded from you, remedies may include:

vote-shaming, accusations of privilege, accusations of Russian influence, lectures about 2016, screenshots of Supreme Court decisions, demands that you “grow up,” comparisons to Republicans, and fundraising emails addressed to “Friend.”

These remedies apply regardless of whether your criticism is accurate.

19. Entire Agreement

These Terms constitute the entire agreement between the Democratic Party and the voter, superseding all prior hopes, movements, promises, platforms, speeches, donations, canvassing shifts, and moments when you briefly believed this relationship might become less abusive.

By proceeding, you acknowledge that “Any Blue Will Do” means any blue will do for you, not for them.

20. Acceptance

By voting, not voting, considering voting, discussing voting, posting, lurking, donating, organizing, complaining, or failing to clap loudly enough, you agree to be bound by these Terms and Conditions.

No purchase necessary.

No refunds.

Void where democracy is practiced.

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[-] Hell_nah_brother 13 points 2 months ago

at GITMO they refuse to show this pic to inmates because it’s considered torture.

Good job OP, you earned your label.

[-] scbasteve@lemmy.world 13 points 2 months ago

Fascists are not scared of being voted out lmao.

With patience, you when. If your stance is unchanging, and you just chip away, taking every little bit of power as you can, constantly angling for a best strategic position, you will win.

Fascist will always have a chance, they're not scared of being out voted. They're scared of the working class digging their asses out of their heads and realizing what's up.

That being said, absolutely still vote.

[-] flandish@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

nope. when blue also supports genocide, blue is clearly part of the problem.

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[-] TheDemonBuer@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm pretty jaded and cynical about the whole thing at this point, but I also don't have a better idea. Idk, just do whatever you think is right.

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