If I were gay, I'd probably walk fast as fuck because I'm afraid some random homophobic piece of sh!t could attack me.

I had no idea I was gay...

"Walking faster is more exercise", no shit.

You know every day I find another thing about me that's incredibly gay. If I were heterosexual I think I might be concerned...

Lol so all these people I'm seeing walking around at 2 mph are just extra straight. Guess I have some feelings to work out since I walk faster than that..

There's a "gay walking pace?" I'm bringing this up with every gay person I know, LOL.

I didn't actually know this was a stereotype? Is it actually one or just something this writer pulled out of their ass?

We're trying to gentrify a neighborhood, you can't do that at a leisurely pace, it's dangerous!

This is a dumb article. "Light cardio is healthier than no cardio, science finds after years of wasting a shitton of money research".

Hey, my girlfriend keeps saying that I walk too fast 🤔