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[-] LettyWhiterock@lemmy.world 4 points 6 days ago

I didn't actually know this was a stereotype? Is it actually one or just something this writer pulled out of their ass?

[-] ExLisper@lemmy.curiana.net 2 points 5 days ago

Hey, my girlfriend keeps saying that I walk too fast 🤔

[-] caesaravgvstvs@feddit.org 2 points 5 days ago

We're trying to gentrify a neighborhood, you can't do that at a leisurely pace, it's dangerous!

This is a dumb article. "Light cardio is healthier than no cardio, science finds after years of ~~wasting a shitton of money~~ research".

[-] maxalmonte14@lemmy.world 51 points 1 week ago

If I were gay, I'd probably walk fast as fuck because I'm afraid some random homophobic piece of sh!t could attack me.

[-] turtlesareneat@piefed.ca 12 points 1 week ago

I think that's where it starts, yeah.

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

And all the iced coffee we drink makes us zippy.

[-] Canadian_Cabinet@lemmy.ca 39 points 1 week ago

I had no idea I was gay...

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 11 points 1 week ago

Me neither. Does this mean we need to move in together?

[-] ThunderQueen@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

Awww, a carpenter and cowboy is adorable actually

[-] cyberpunk007@lemmy.ca 32 points 1 week ago

"Walking faster is more exercise", no shit.

[-] Postmortal_Pop@lemmy.world 24 points 1 week ago

You know every day I find another thing about me that's incredibly gay. If I were heterosexual I think I might be concerned...

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 14 points 1 week ago

You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.

I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.

Now that I'm in my 40s, I've been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said "aww look at the puppy" and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.

All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.

[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 10 points 1 week ago

Do you carry a big thing of water around with you to hydrate? Super gay

[-] Notyou@sopuli.xyz 5 points 1 week ago

Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.

[-] Ichiro_kun@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

Giving you an upvote because I'm genuinely curious what kind of people you're surrounded by if they've convinced you all that is "gay". 😭

[-] TrickDacy@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago

Lol so all these people I'm seeing walking around at 2 mph are just extra straight. Guess I have some feelings to work out since I walk faster than that..

[-] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 11 points 1 week ago

There's a "gay walking pace?" I'm bringing this up with every gay person I know, LOL.

this post was submitted on 09 Jun 2026
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