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'Gay walking speed' may have unexpected health benefits, experts say
(www.thepinknews.com)
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You know every day I find another thing about me that's incredibly gay. If I were heterosexual I think I might be concerned...
You know I am hetero, and the more I live the more I find out I do gay things.
I used to think that me being gay came down to if I wanted to bang another guy or play his dick or something.
Now that I'm in my 40s, I've been told I do all sorts of gay things. Like think dogs and cats are cute. I said "aww look at the puppy" and some guy asked me if I was gay as a response. I was also told using your tip toes to reach something is gay. Now I find out my normal quick walking pace is gay.
All these rules are confusing. I think straight guys think about what makes gay people gay way too much.
Do you carry a big thing of water around with you to hydrate? Super gay
Fuck yeah I do!! I got a metal jug I carry around for work and I have another metal yeti mug for home. Hydration is important.
Giving you an upvote because I'm genuinely curious what kind of people you're surrounded by if they've convinced you all that is "gay". 😭