I find it wild that people are still this militant against wearing a seatbelt. Seatbelts are mildly uncomfortable due to how my body is built, but I'd rather not die in the unfortunate event of a serious collision. Then again I'm sure it's the anti-intellectual crowd that refused to mask during the height of COVID. Maybe we should start telling them that airbags are woke.
Go through the windshield like a real patriot.
You know, considering The Punisher's whole shtick is killing people who deserve it, and wouldn't face consequences otherwise: this branding is actually pretty on point 
There is something pathetically sad about the way this is comic book super hero branded.
People out there are not wearing their seatbelts? 
I like how it very clearly works as a bottle opener as well
Someone needs to buy 500 of these and hand it out for free in a MAGA convention just for the bit
I like that one of the product pics is a mercedes key fob and hipster glasses because you'd think these things were only aimed at your redneck neighbor who drives a lifted f-150? Nope, bougie folks yearn for the fatal car crash too.
It doubles as a bottle opener. Don't you hate it when you can't find your bottle opener while you are driving.
I love it when problems solve themselves
i'm okay with this, except in some cases it might cause harm to someone else too
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