You kids these days with your fancy dancy fishy go rounds. When I was a kid all we had was the wobbly wheel of death. All but 1 of the fish would climb on, and then that 1 fish would start pushing with all their might and then jump on. Then the other fish would eventually lose their grip and flung fuck off.

Six-to-one fish condenser

Salmon concentrator

Anti-Jesus fish uncertainty centrifuge.

The mechanical donut spline path calculator knows where it is at all times. It knows this because it knows where it isn't. By subtracting where it is from where it isn't, or where it isn't from where it is (whichever is greater), it obtains a difference, or deviation. The spline path calculator uses deviations to generate corrective commands to direct the spline path of the mechanical donut from a position where it is to a position where it isn't, and arriving at a position where it wasn't, it now is. Consequently, the position where it is, is now the position that it wasn't, and it follows that the position that it was, is now the position that it isn't.

Your boss's takehome; your takehome

Goldfish crackers extraction.

the fish multiplier

EDIT: id like to correct my catastrophic misunderstanding of the above structure, as this is, in fact, a fish divider

Chris Cross Crash. But with fish and in reverse. 5 fish go in but only a lucky one will come out.

My First Trackmania track

This is just a screenshot of Factorio

It's the large haddock collider.

I'm more confused about the fact that the salmon go in backwards

Blåhaj Blaster

The Fish Cannon 2000 is a hydraulically, electrically, or pneumatically driven, six-barrel, water-cooled, electrically fired Gatling-style rotary cannon which fires fish caliber fish at an extremely high rate (typically 6,000 rounds per minute). The FC2k and its derivatives have been the principal cannon armament of United Fish States military fixed-wing aircraft for over forty years, as of the turn of century.

Each of the cannon's six barrels fires once in turn during each revolution of the barrel cluster. The multiple barrels provide both a very high rate of fire—around 100 fish per second—and contribute to prolonged weapon life by minimizing barrel erosion and heat generation. The average time between jams or failures is in excess of 10,000 fish, making it an extremely reliable weapon.

The all new Fish++ turns six backwards fish into just ONE, which is just so, so fishy.

Six fish enter! One fish leaves!

Salmon Multiplexer

With the machine completed, the messiah had automated his primary task and was thus terminated for redundancy.

Proposed design for the Salmon Combiner Turbine.

Salmon Accelerator

Already has a caption:

A graphic of the Cle Elum fish passage helix - Washington State Department Of Ecology

https://www.knkx.org/environment/2026-05-13/fish-take-a-spin-at-cle-elum-dams-spiral-helix-yakama-nation

Edit: 💙🐟🐟🐟

Fish Multiplier

Large Salmon Multiplier!

Fish comes in, fish goes out, you can't explain that!

Sharknado

FLOUNDERDOME: Six fish enter, one fish leaves!