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[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 90 points 3 weeks ago

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 20 points 3 weeks ago

The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 8 points 3 weeks ago

Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

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[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. “This cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the window”

I honestly don’t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when it’s not what I’m trying to do at the time.

[-] SCmSTR@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 3 weeks ago

I have thoroughly confused many algorithms over the years. They still don't understand. Hell, sometimes, even I don't understand. I'm constantly finding new surprises. Like one time I was just chatting with a friend and she somehow figured out before I had any idea then she started bullying me and I basically for two years but now I'm not I swear

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[-] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 88 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 20 points 3 weeks ago
[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 7 points 3 weeks ago
[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 18 points 3 weeks ago

uhhhhh I can try

☝️✋👋👊✌️👉👌👍

[-] divineburke@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 weeks ago

This made me giggle. Well played.

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[-] protogen420@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] SoupBrick@pawb.social 49 points 3 weeks ago

I swear I am just looking this up for my FBI agent.

[-] Agent641@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago
[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 41 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Third panel: Chrome busily writing all this down and sending it to corporate HQ.

(For those somehow still ignorant about it: 'Incognito mode' just prevents the browser from (permanently) saving browsing history, cookies, etc on your local computer. All the 'telemetry' -- all the Google spyware -- is still active. Both your ISP and Google know everything you're doing in Chrome 'incognito mode'. Or you could use Edge if you want Microsoft to be the one taking notes on your fetishes instead. If you actually want any privacy, you need to use a privacy-respecting browser -- Firefox at a minimum, or better yet something like LibreWolf -- and you need to use a paid VPN that has a good privacy record to prevent your ISP from spying on you.)

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 14 points 3 weeks ago

Not entirely: your ISP can see what sites you are visiting, but not what pages you are viewing (as long as it’s httpS://). If you don’t trust your ISP with this, you can use e.g. Quad9 DNS wit DoH or DoT.

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[-] terranoid@lemmy.cafe 5 points 3 weeks ago

You don't need a paid VPN. Tor works. You could use the tor browser bundle.

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 12 points 3 weeks ago

Well, yes, TOR is also an option. And it does have the benefit of being free. But in my experience, it's much slower. You also end up with a somewhat random final TOR node that could be in any state or any country, which can cause websites to serve you a page in languages you don't understand ... or, sometimes, refuse to load at all. For example, if your exit node is in a US state with a porn ban, some porn sites will refuse to load anything useful for you. Sometimes there's workarounds for that part, but it's always quite slow. Maybe okay for images if you've got patience, but trying to download or stream videos (or gifs) through TOR is pretty painful in my experience.

With a (good) VPN, you can be protected from ISP spying while still having good, usable internet speed, where things like streaming videos are still practical. And you can (usually) choose where you want your VPN server to be located, so you can avoid those pesky geo-locking issues.

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 5 points 3 weeks ago

I'm looking into VPNs today actually. I'm considering Mullvad but I'm hesitant to buy anything that I've seen ads for, any good suggestions?

[-] OwOarchist@pawb.social 4 points 3 weeks ago

I've heard good things about Mullvad, never used it personally, though. It's super-cool that they accept envelopes of cash as anonymous payments (or at least they did last time I checked), so you can avoid a paper trail through any payment system if you want. Out of all the VPNs out there, Mullvad seems to be the most serious about preserving privacy and anonymity.

Used NordVPN for a while -- can definitely tell you that avoiding things you've seen ads for is a good idea. Nothing egregiously terrible about them (that I know of), but they were just as expensive as anyone else, but significantly slower and less reliable. And their Linux client was command line only. (Also, the unreliability was especially annoying because, for some reason, if the VPN went down while connected -- either because of VPN server issues or because of internet connection issues -- then it would block ALL internet traffic in or out of the machine, and nothing I ever tried could change that without restarting the entire computer. Any connection hiccup whatsoever meant that I'd have absolutely no internet connection anymore until I restarted the computer. That was a pain.)

When my subscription with Nord expired, I shopped around and ended up with PIA instead. PIA has had some bad press, but I like them a lot. They're one of many no-logging VPNs, but they're (as far as I know) the only one that has a public legal record of actually snubbing a US government warrant and sending investigators back empty handed. In theory, any no-logging VPN could/should do that, but it's cool that PIA actually has done that in the past, which kind of proves they're telling the truth about having no logs and no spying on you. Also, PIA has been a bit faster and much more reliable for me than Nord ever was. No problems and no complaints with PIA -- it has all worked very smoothly and reliably, just like it was supposed to. In the (very rare) occasion when I'm having an issue with their VPN server, opening the app and changing servers always fixes the problem quickly and easily. And the cherry on top is that they have a pretty good native GUI client for Linux, so I no longer need to memorize commands for connecting or disconnecting my VPN.

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[-] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 40 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 17 points 3 weeks ago

I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

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[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 36 points 3 weeks ago

What an extremely specific kink

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 38 points 3 weeks ago
[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 17 points 3 weeks ago

I'm actually genuinely very happy for you

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 25 points 3 weeks ago

Having nobody that gives a shit enough to snoop my phone or computer, I ain't shy and don't need incognito mode. Give me the gay furry fox boy pouring gallons of horse man jizz out of his asshole that's drooping like the sleeve of a wizard.

[-] peaceful_world_view@lemmy.world 23 points 3 weeks ago

And here's me just liking straight vanilla sex between two good looking adults.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 4 points 3 weeks ago

Nice try, Father Patterson. We know what you did

[-] ArmoredThirteen@lemmy.zip 19 points 3 weeks ago

Not even 8:30am and it's time for me to put the internet away for the day

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[-] kamenlady@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago

I found a very interesting video once. She kept dropping mentos in his ass. Then a good amount of coke followed. But it ended at the point his face turned into terrified pikachu and right before chaos started.

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[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 24 points 3 weeks ago

Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 3 weeks ago

😂😂😂😂

This made me laugh so hard

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

no we want to hear nutbutter talk we think they're onto something

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[-] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.org 13 points 3 weeks ago

many such cases

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 12 points 3 weeks ago

Many such cases!

[-] Generica@lemmy.world 12 points 3 weeks ago

That's a red state search, for sure

[-] Aids@lemmy.ml 11 points 3 weeks ago

This ain’t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

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[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 9 points 3 weeks ago

MANY SUCH CASES

[-] Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

Well that escalated quickly!

[-] MeowerMisfit817@lemmy.world 8 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

Is there a real video named as such? (Edit: I searched it. There isn't.)

[-] snowydroopz@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

He's asking for a friend

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[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 5 points 3 weeks ago

This is why they took Sora offline.

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