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[-] chirospasm@lemmy.ml 5 points 7 hours ago

MANY SUCH CASES

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago

POV ASMR.... Let that sink in for a moment.

[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 17 points 12 hours ago

Thank you for sharing, Nutbutter

Would anyone else in the group like to talk today?

[-] nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 5 hours ago

๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚

This made me laugh so hard

[-] Doomsider@lemmy.world 4 points 10 hours ago

This is why they took Sora offline.

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 11 points 13 hours ago

Many such cases!

[-] Kaligalis@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

"ASMR" makes it only return the wholesome pages.

[-] OR3X@lemmy.world 3 points 10 hours ago

I just use a different browser specifically for porn.

[-] BlindPenguin@lemmy.world 81 points 23 hours ago
[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 18 points 22 hours ago
[-] Themosthighstrange@lemmy.world 6 points 15 hours ago
[-] QuinnyCoded@sh.itjust.works 13 points 12 hours ago

uhhhhh I can try

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[-] divineburke@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 hours ago

This made me giggle. Well played.

[-] Gonzako@lemmy.world 4 points 15 hours ago* (last edited 15 hours ago)

23, male, hopefully in your basement :*

U?

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[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 33 points 22 hours ago

What an extremely specific kink

[-] HugeNerd@lemmy.ca 35 points 22 hours ago
[-] uber_chicken@lemmy.world 17 points 20 hours ago

I'm actually genuinely very happy for you

[-] Aids@lemmy.ml 11 points 19 hours ago

This ainโ€™t my bag but god dam I love the openese of u lil sickos!!!

[-] captainlezbian@lemmy.world 4 points 12 hours ago

I know, reproduction? A man and a woman having sex with each other? Wild the shit some folks get off on

[-] Unstoppable_Flop@lemmy.zip 2 points 11 hours ago

That's gross and unacceptable! Something my gay furry group would never condone!

[-] tutter@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Psh what kind of soyboy uses incognito. Real chads announce their porn searches to the community through a megaphone, to give the other gooners a chance to join the communal wank

[-] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 15 points 22 hours ago

I do it on cruise ships, highspeed rail or airplanes so people cant leave. Just connect my laptop to the concert grade audio setup i carry arround and broadcast the level 3 kink porn to everyone in a 100m radius.

[-] mika_mika@lemmy.world 86 points 1 day ago

Okay not shy. Use private browsing on firefox sometimes. Not shy, just bisexual and don't want my algorithm assuming I'm strictly homosexual because of one femboy wank. Do you know how long it takes to un-step sibling that thing for heterosexual porn?

[-] muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works 4 points 8 hours ago

I mostly use pricey mode as a simple housekeeping tool. โ€œThis cache is temporary. These cookies are temporary. Autocompletes are not to pollute my day to day use. Kill this data when I close the windowโ€

I honestly donโ€™t care about people knowing I look at porn. I hate that it will constantly pop up when itโ€™s not what Iโ€™m trying to do at the time.

[-] Pacattack57@lemmy.world 1 points 10 hours ago

Right? Like god forbid I want HANIME.TV to pop up every time I type the letter h

[-] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 11 points 23 hours ago

Your pornhub searches should not affect your Instagram algorithm.

[-] yermaw@sh.itjust.works 17 points 19 hours ago

The last time I trusted "the algorithm" was about 10 years ago when my friend sent me a link to a plastic ass sex toy. I clicked it without realising what it was.

I cleared cache/cookies/reinstalled and shit a few times and it was still popping up on banner ads.

Guy Incognito is my boy now forever

[-] tigeruppercut@lemmy.zip 7 points 19 hours ago

Before I figured out DNS adblocking I clicked on an ad for a golden top my news app served because I thought it for sure it was a clever ad for some parody site. Nope, turns out you can buy executive desk toys tops for like 200 bucks, and for months my app thought I was really into expensive office kitsch.

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

Get really into 3D printing like I did. Then all your cheap-looking plastic crap can actually be expensive office kitsch in disguise.

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