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[–] 60 points 3 months ago (2 children)

It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago

    We need more duck libraries like these.

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  • [–] 31 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    That sign is quackers!

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago

    the ducks in the park are not free!

    Literally 1984

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago* (4 children)

    Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    you may borrow ducks

    ... but I wouldn't 🤷

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago*

    Would you like to upgrade to Duck Premium without ads?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    Why would someone want to borrow a duck?

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  • You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago

    Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?

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