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the duck in the park are not free!
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the ducks in the park are not free!
Literally 1984
It doesn't say 5pm today though, so you can just borrow them indefinitely.
Well, until 5 PM
We need more duck libraries like these.
Too late, they're my ducks now and we're gonna do drugs together.
You mean snorting quack?
I thought quack was usually smoked and duckaine snorted, but I'm not an expert
They're freebeaking it.
Hooookay bedtime.
Until 5 PM
Yoink!
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Why would someone want to borrow a duck?
They're good listeners.
I heard they're not all they're quacked up to be.
Would you like to upgrade to Duck Premium without ads?
Unrelated: how to pick up a duck.
Uh, that was very related.
Huh!
Question…
Answer.
Counter question.
Gasp
Point conceded.
I really need someone to cross out the 5pm and replace it with 8pm to really capture that local government feeling.
Also needs a link to a dead page on some government site.
That sign is quackers!
But, you can take a duck. Just temporarily.
That enough for me!
Borrow? Like a book? When is the return date, what's the late/lost fee?
Return date: 5pm
Lost fee: 1 duck per duck
Bill me later.
No harm, no fowl
Do we know the story behind this, this has to be some type of like petting zoo kind of thing, because even the most docile Ducks fed by people everyday won't let you just grab them. My dog loves to make him scatter.
I don't know for sure, but I strongly suspect this is the work of that artist who always posts weird public signs.
I saw a really funny one in Florida I think about telling people not to feed the alligators psychedelics.
Why? What happens?
You'd have to ask the alligator.
I don’t know about in other places, but where I live if you see a domestic somebody dumped in a park you are free to take it home. Years ago when I lived on a farmstead and had the means to care for them I ended up with a decent little flock of freebies.
Wait, so we're supposed to grill and eat them right there?
you may borrow ducks
... but I wouldn't 🤷
I would
Seems reasonable
I liked it better when they were free.
capitalism I'm afraid!
Who is this duck supervisor boss person I and my army of two (2) ducks need to defeat in order to overcome this duck tyranny?
Thats just how it is on this bitch of an earth 💔
You're telling me Alex Jones lied again!!!!
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