It’s more likely to be the mercenaries that already killed said billionaire and now control the compound.
Be careful might want to killdozer-up the cement truck first.
I'm in. When are we doing this?
Every bunker has at least one secondary "escape" hatch" in case the primary entrance is obstructed - generally it's buried and isolated/insulated from the thermal mass of the rest of the bunker so it doesn't show up on IR, but a metal detector will work wonders for finding them.
That's where the bee truck comes in.
You can also find them with ground penetrating radar since they tend to use sand as that insulating layer. From underneath they open a hatch and drain the sand out to clear the escape hatch. A big block of sand is plain and obvious to identify on a 250MHz system.
I'll just use my Amazon basics ground penetrating radar then
Sounds like you have a suspicious amount of experience
I'm guessing utility location.
So you need two cement trucks.
One cement truck, a metal detector, lawn chair, 12 gauge, and some beers oughta do it.
Load the secret entrance to with booby traps all around it. Much more entertaining.
This guy ~~fucks~~ hunts!
Or more for the big ones, assuming they didnt go the "massive hydraulic rams under a big rock" route.
Every bunker will be built by people who won't be invited to live in it. The locations of all exits, vents, water supplies, etc. won't stay secret for very long.
That's why you kill the workers in tragic accidents.
Just find the air intakes and get creative
Well, the problem will be their perimeter security.
You'd essentially be treated as a VBIED, and lit the fuck up by assault rifles and/or swarms of suicide drones.
So... you could maybe attempt the 'killdozer' strategy...
Or, you could try low visibilty / high mobility.
Motorcycle, fuck maybe even an E-Bike, and hand made thermite charges.
Shitty thermite is really not that hard to make.
If you got through either AP Chem or a first year of Chem classes at Uni, and you can read the wikipedia page for thermite, you can probably figure it out. Also not that hard to figure out how to ignite it. Sparkle sparkle!
Just melt the air vents.
For further creativity, either wait for or stage nearby distractions.
And then have a very thorough plan to completely fucking vanish.
... you'd also have to, you know, gather all the required supplies for any plan, in a manner that does not raise anyone's suspicions, and probably do some tests first.
That's the nearly impossible part... you will almost certainly be unexpectedly meeting with Mr. FBI during that stage.
What's your favorite idea?
Mine is being creative.
Green is not a creative colour.
Once we liberate the animals from the factory farms we load up dump trucks filled with manure and bury them alive in it. Asphyxiate on the fumes of a few tons of chicken shit or drown in it, idc.
How much glitter can a HEPA filter hold?
Enough to be faaaaaaaaabulous!!!!!!!!!
Expanding spray foam insulation oughta do the trick
Fart spray then foam.
Devious. It's perfect.
Fart
That's funny, but I can't imagine someone spending all that money on a bunker without a positive air pressure system thats intake has NBC filters, solvent filters, etc. It'd be like shelling out thousands building a gaming rig with a 480i, monochrome, CRT monitor.
this guy stink bombs
Why is everyone assuming the truck is actually filled with concrete? Mythbusters famously demonstrated they can be used to carry, and mix, a wide variety of products.
Like fertiliser contaminated with diesel, for example.
A cement truck full of cement is much easier to steal than a cement truck full of anything else.
A cement truck empty of cement would be marginally easier to steal than a cement truck full of cement...
The problem becomes filling that cement truck with anything else, though...
An empty one would be a lot easier to steal, they get filled, driven to site, and emptied. Filling one yourself would mean knowing how to operate the plant.
Getting the AN into it would be relatively easy, you just need to find a loader or telehandler.
Just set ANFOgetaboutit.
Because trapping them in is just as effective.
Less fun though.
I actually think it's funnier to just trap them in.
Then it becomes Schrödinger’s billionaire.
I say TWO cement trucks, just to be sure. We have nothing better to do.
"Yay! Yay! They've come to fix the landing pad!"
Finally a vault that Bethesda didn't think of.
A vault full of gollums, sealed in with concrete.
Just load it up with angry wasps and bullet ants before you seal it up.
Aside from being sealed by concrete and not the vault door, that pretty much is like half the vault experiments. I would even include the Gary clone vault as one. Those clones were fairly gollum like.
Concrete
Nah we are going to get the water and aggregates closer to the bunker
Don't you think these weirdos have thought about that and have some crazy CO2-removal system so they'd survive a long time without air intake?
Do we care at that point? Let them live in hole - for as long as the food lasts
how long have they been building up this immunity by huffing their own farts? eons
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