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submitted 23 hours ago* (last edited 23 hours ago) by Buage_@piefed.social to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world
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[-] mbp@slrpnk.net 2 points 6 hours ago

Breast feeding, then plateau, then puberty

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 10 hours ago

The x axis isn't long enough. I'm certain that there's a new plateau once the "lecherous old man" phase kicks in.

[-] DupaCycki@lemmy.world 10 points 12 hours ago

What about women's interest in breasts over time?

[-] helpImTrappedOnline@lemmy.world 7 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

I'm guessing here, but it's probably similar, if not higher...just for a few more personal reasons.

[-] Stern@lemmy.world 88 points 22 hours ago

Man wasn't ready for a mohawk, got himself a lesshawk instead.

[-] MintyFresh@lemmy.world 2 points 5 hours ago
[-] valar@lemmy.ca 12 points 19 hours ago

I almost spit my coffee at this comment

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 80 points 22 hours ago* (last edited 21 hours ago)

Based solely on this mans haircut, he either pulls ass like a monster, or never sees the boobies.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago

I choose to go with option 1.

[-] diabetic_porcupine@lemmy.world 36 points 21 hours ago

Iโ€™m gonna go with option 2

[-] plutopos@lemmy.zip 4 points 14 hours ago* (last edited 14 hours ago)

I can't decide if this shirt is cornier worn by a man or a woman

[-] jobbies@lemmy.zip 13 points 19 hours ago

What age did he stop breast feeding though?

If he was four thats a bold flex...

[-] DudeImMacGyver@kbin.earth 26 points 22 hours ago

c/tshirtsthatgohard

[-] Pudutr0n@lemmy.world 14 points 21 hours ago

What about the gays though

[-] DaleGribble88@programming.dev 23 points 20 hours ago

In my experience, good boobs are appreciated by everyone across the gender and sexuality spectrum

[-] Macchi_the_Slime@piefed.blahaj.zone 13 points 14 hours ago

As someone on the ace end of the sexuality spectrum, I can say that even if I am not attracted to them I do still appreciate a good pair of boobs yes.

[-] flabberjabber@lemmy.world 7 points 11 hours ago

Yes agreed, as a gay man I can see the particular function of a well proportioned set of jubblies.

Excellent mammories for all.

[-] boonhet@sopuli.xyz 3 points 16 hours ago
[-] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 9 points 22 hours ago

It's called a "shirt". Google it

[-] apfelwoiSchoppen@lemmy.world 10 points 22 hours ago

How Monty Burns convinced this new fashion trend to have negative sideburns I'll never know.

[-] hypeerror@sh.itjust.works 2 points 19 hours ago

I still like him better than Steinbrenner.

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