Nightmare : funny

[-] saltnotsugar@lemmy.world 94 points 4 days ago

Ewwwwww someone’s pooping in the aquatic combat arena!

[-] WhyIHateTheInternet@lemmy.world 76 points 4 days ago

Fake - they weren't fighting

Gay - they were fucking

[-] someguy3@lemmy.world 75 points 4 days ago

They chose the venue.

[-] TheDoozer@lemmy.world 20 points 4 days ago

"Hey, man, I didn't see anything, and I got about 20 minutes left on this shit. Somebody else will probably find this dude and call somebody before I do. Either way, none of my business."

[-] vane@lemmy.world 15 points 4 days ago

Time for a huge fart that would scare the animals behind the doors.

[-] Bonus@sh.itjust.works 7 points 3 days ago

On the edge of my seat here

[-] Etterra@discuss.online 1 points 3 days ago

I'm pretty sure that this has happened at least once in every single dive bar ever.

[+] Rajtinka@lemmy.world -80 points 4 days ago

They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 91 points 4 days ago

"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive

If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol

[-] FrowingFostek@lemmy.world 32 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.

[-] CmdrShepard49@sh.itjust.works 20 points 4 days ago

They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.

[-] whyNotSquirrel@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 days ago

oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)

[-] YellowParenti@lemmy.wtf 13 points 4 days ago

God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!

[-] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

Calm down, Pol Pot

[-] southsamurai@sh.itjust.works 1 points 3 days ago

You've been hanging with the wrong gays

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 26 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 9 points 4 days ago

Someone's thirsty

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 10 points 4 days ago

Brother I am living in the gobi desert here

[-] FerretyFever0@fedia.io 16 points 4 days ago

"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.

[-] Nikki@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 4 days ago

not typically but sometimes!

[-] Derpenheim@lemmy.zip 12 points 4 days ago

Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep

[-] nightwatch_admin@lemmy.world 9 points 4 days ago

Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.

[-] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 8 points 4 days ago

the gays

this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy

[-] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 5 points 3 days ago

Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.

[-] Texas_Hangover@lemmy.radio 1 points 4 days ago

That's why I be going to Lowe's.

Funny