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this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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They were probably fucking, not fighting. The gays like to cruise public restrooms. If it was a home depot bathroom the chances of the former greatly increase.
"the gays" lmao it's like my aunt Betty is still alive
If you hear a mirror shatter, it was probably not "the gays" lol
That's it, anytime I hear glass shattering I can assume "the gays" have arrived and they're here to fuck shit up.
They're a very crafty people and can form a disco ball out of almost anything.
oh, you mean that it was the "brown people" then?? (/s just to be clear)
God damn communists and intellectuals i tells ya! Fuck people with glasses too!
Calm down, Pol Pot
You've been hanging with the wrong gays
If you think gay sex sounds like what OOP described I wanna spend a night with you.
Someone's thirsty
Brother I am living in the gobi desert here
"Homosexuals" typically don't destroy mirrors while fucking in the Home Depot. They would also have the decency to fuck in a stall.
not typically but sometimes!
Just like Thanksgiving dinner. Someone bring grandpa to his chair so he can fall asleep
Reminds me of “people of walmart”, somehow.
this guy knows the correct scientific taxonomy
Of course. Source: am one of the gays. I hope I didn't offend anyone. I'm an odd duck, but I'm harmless.
That's why I be going to Lowe's.