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[-] CaptainBasculin@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 21 hours ago

Missing olive oil right next to horse electrolytes.

[-] _stranger_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 day ago
[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

Y'all need to hydrate.....

[-] IAMgROOT@lemmy.wtf 2 points 22 hours ago

accurate when upside down

[-] Kanda@reddthat.com 4 points 1 day ago

People drink anything else than water unironically?

[-] nagaram@piefed.social 37 points 1 day ago

Turns out I am

  1. quite allergic to Bad Dragon Cum Lube

  2. disgusting and I get it all over me and not just my hands since hand and dick washing didn't save me

[-] TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world 28 points 1 day ago

and dick washing didn't save me

Are you sure you used enough dick? I've heard it's recommended to use at least 3 dicks. Remember, dilution is the solution.

[-] sbv@sh.itjust.works 13 points 1 day ago

I thought dilation was key.

[-] BrickEater@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago

Real ones drink XLUBE dry, way better than Bad Dragon. Where does squirt fall on this list?

[-] FoxyGrandpa@lemmy.world 20 points 1 day ago

I'll take my girl sweat, please

[-] rem26_art@fedia.io 9 points 1 day ago

Bang Energy is actually a potion that teleports you through time and space

[-] AdaleiM@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

try the pink C4. it's way better ๐Ÿ˜

[-] splendid9583@kbin.earth 6 points 1 day ago
[-] daggermoon@piefed.world 4 points 1 day ago

yummy lysol

[-] sundray@lemmus.org 4 points 1 day ago

I drink the cheapest drip coffee they sell at the supermarket and therefore am below untouchable.

[-] phar@lemmy.world 5 points 1 day ago

I thought the crystal light was jenkem

[-] BloodMuffin@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 day ago

i am a manual laborer peasant and my drinks are the best nc

this post was submitted on 30 May 2026
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