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White House launches alien-themed website that allows users to track arrests made by ICE (www.abc.net.au)

submitted 17 hours ago by beep@piefed.world to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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cross-posted from: https://piefed.world/c/onion/p/1158915/white-house-launches-alien-themed-website-that-allows-users-to-track-arrests-made-by-ice

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[-] firepenny@lemmy.world 3 points 7 hours ago

Boss I'm tired.

[-] otacon239@lemmy.world 30 points 14 hours ago

Literally dehumanizing. I’m so tired.

[-] orlyowl@piefed.ca 22 points 15 hours ago

I'm in my late 50s and had such high hopes for what the 21st century would bring when I was a kid.

Turns out it's brought an increasingly bleak dystopian hellscape. And a shitload of my countrymen are cheering for it.

[-] HarneyToker@lemmy.world 38 points 17 hours ago

All the republicans in my life for my entire life complained we were heading towards Idiocracy. Who knew they were talking about their literal plans, not just giving a bad omen.

[-] Pamasich@kbin.earth 14 points 16 hours ago

Who knew

Many of us knew. That's how projection works. Every accusation is a confession.

[-] andyburke@fedia.io 22 points 16 hours ago

So strange this outrageous and distracting action is being reported on when Pam Bondi is under questioning regarding the Epstein files release.

[-] kbobabob@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 15 hours ago

And Pam Bondi being investigated when the Dow is so high!

[-] Goolashe@pawb.social 14 points 16 hours ago

There is no way that was entirely made by a human (with this government) so I'm waiting for the inevitable security hole that's discovered in it that either lets people take it over completely or leaks immense information.

[-] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 5 points 16 hours ago

If anything, they might even prefer for data on suspected illegal immigrants to get leaked to provide right-wing mobs with targets to harass with impunity.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 3 points 16 hours ago

I'm sure that's not their plan, because they're not that smart, but when it happens they'll claim victory.

[-] Diddlydee@feddit.uk 4 points 15 hours ago

Hey, Walk Among Us.

[-] DonGirses@lemmy.world 1 points 11 hours ago

amogus

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