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White House launches alien-themed website that allows users to track arrests made by ICE (www.abc.net.au)

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[-] Goolashe@pawb.social 14 points 19 hours ago

There is no way that was entirely made by a human (with this government) so I'm waiting for the inevitable security hole that's discovered in it that either lets people take it over completely or leaks immense information.

[-] Zedstrian@sopuli.xyz 6 points 19 hours ago

If anything, they might even prefer for data on suspected illegal immigrants to get leaked to provide right-wing mobs with targets to harass with impunity.

[-] Triumph@fedia.io 4 points 19 hours ago

I'm sure that's not their plan, because they're not that smart, but when it happens they'll claim victory.

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