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Will fortune befall me?
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Conan the Librarian!
As long as they think it's just some silly fun and don't actually start making decisions based on that shit
Nancy Reagan was using astrology for things as small as determining when Air Force 1 was allowed to land, and everything worked out fine for America...... right?
Iran attack was timed as well, and the generals have speeches of apocalyptic holy wars. The top of the pyramid scheme is fully in the esoteric and mystic
That's why it's a pyramid
It's interesting to follow because the billionaires do make decisions based on them, thus affecting us all
Oh no, there's probably stock traders that sell, because Jupiter's about to do a loop, and then there's other stock traders that know those stock traders will sell, so they'll try to sell before.
Even if none of them actually believed into astrology, they would still sell, because they assume others will sell.
and the invisible hand guides the market ever closer to perfect efficiency
Will I crush my enemies? See them driven before me? Hear the lamentations of their women?
Krom says "Signs point to yes"
Obligatory Conan the Musical
My wife always tells me they say I’m patronizing and arrogant but that I’ll also have a great love life.
It's all fun and conquering till she starts saying the stars are better for her then you.
Me manifesting my himbo energy.
They say you should have put less hot sauce on your taco salad last night. Damn.
this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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