White House honors Harambe 10 years after his death, hailing him as a “true patriot"
(thelibertyline.com)
For a fraction of a second my brain went to some other less awful universe and I read this sentence as a totally normal thing of like "oh yeah of course, harambe must've been an important person and it's totally normal for rational governments to honour important people".
I want to stay there.
