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[-] ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one 110 points 1 day ago

Every time I think we hit rock bottom of the dumbest timeline. The universe goes, “Hold my beer. “

[-] spirinolas@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago* (last edited 6 hours ago)

Every show about alternate timelines had the characters visiting the weirdest timeline. Turns out WE are the weird timeline! Maybe we should all have goatees, ahah.

  • looks on the mirror *

Shit

[-] return2ozma@lemmy.world 14 points 1 day ago

The bottom of the fucking barrel and then lower than that. Fuck.

[-] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 3 points 22 hours ago

"The bar was on the floor and these dumb mfer's brought shovels"

this post was submitted on 28 May 2026
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