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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg surprised Seattle Tuesday night when the billionaire unexpectedly docked a massive, five-story annual salary of 1,400 laid-off Meta workers in Lake Union.

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[-] PodPerson@lemmy.zip 2 points 1 day ago

How do you dock someone’s salary if they are already laid off?

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago)

What does a five story annual salary mean?

[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 8 points 4 days ago

The fact that he's still breathing should be considered an insult to every human being.

[-] icelimit@lemmy.ml 1 points 2 days ago

You like munching agricultural produce?

[-] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

Someone should peel him like an onion. A tasty tasty onion.

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