Zuckerberg Docks Annual Salary of 1,400 Laid-Off Meta Workers in Seattle (theneedling.com)

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Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg surprised Seattle Tuesday night when the billionaire unexpectedly docked a massive, five-story annual salary of 1,400 laid-off Meta workers in Lake Union.

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[-] towerful@programming.dev 7 points 4 days ago

Someone should peel him like an onion. A tasty tasty onion.

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