No worse than LBJ’s demolition derby arena or Carter’s Tractor-Pull-a-Palooza, except for the fact that those are totally made up and never occurred because why the hell would they ever have???

we are living the Idiocracy prequel

What a fucking disgrace. The exact type of spectacle you'd expect from the magats. Obsessed with being alpha while simultaneously the biggest fucking losers you've ever seen.

I had to check three times - this is not The Onion. This is real, and humor is dead.

He is such an embarrassment

So we need to build a billion dollar ballroom so the president can be safe during events, but also, fuck it, just put up a temporary structure and invite 5000 people to watch a ufc fight on the lawn?

Clown country

Ten bucks says there will be some kind of "assassination attempt" that will happen at this event.

I actually thought this was an onion article at first glance, what the fuck

So embarrassing...

I hate this timeline so fucking much.

This skidmark is such an embarrassment to the world and to the country.

Travesty

What an unbecoming thing of the office of the president

I really wish that time travel existed just so we could see the reactions of the founding fathers to what US politics have become

With every day that passes we lean harder into Idiocracy.

You can't make this stuff up. They originally wanted the fight on July 4th, but for unknown logistical reasons it had to be moved to Trumps birthday.

This reminds me of that scene in Django Unchained, where the rich white plantation owner makes poor people fight each other to death for entertainment

Idiocracy moving briskly apace

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sheer stupidity

Who would have thought that the big birthday party of the most powerful nation on earth would be reduced to something like this. They threw a good national birthday party back in 1976.

Maybe we can put exotic dancers in the East Room and swap out the Resolute Desk for a baccarat table

This motherfucker....

Let's see his DUMB ass try and get into the ring without soiling himself or falling over

Now I understand why Tim Heidecker retired his character Tim Heidecker.

Jesus fucking Christ

I saw this before and genuinly thought it was a meme or image manipulation, lol

Can't decide if UFC is more cringe than a WWE event would be.

We need to rise up as a nation and take this fucker down