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[–] 33 points 3 months ago (1 child)

So we need to build a billion dollar ballroom so the president can be safe during events, but also, fuck it, just put up a temporary structure and invite 5000 people to watch a ufc fight on the lawn?

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  • [–] 20 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    They should call this "ow, my balls".

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Gotta bring out the Dildozer!

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Ha.

    I could see a whole lot of redcaps unironically cheering on the spectacle of some heel that has been constructed for them (like Biden) - having to drive around in a tiny car with a rock in it and a dildo strapped on the front just before they get stomped by the Dildozer or the Ass Blaster or the Ass Dozer.

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