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Headline rules (lemmy.blahaj.zone)

submitted 11 months ago by [email protected] to c/[email protected]

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I think this was from before the generative AI boom, so they've a high bar to surmount.

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[–] [email protected] 39 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The prized all-noun headline

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think sex is an adjective in this case as it clarifies what type of orgy happened

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago (2 children)

In this case "sex" would typically be considered to still be a noun; it's just taking a more adjective-like role in the phrase. In English, and especially in headlinese, it's common to place two nouns together like this, with the first modifying the second. The noun "sex" is called an attributive noun in this context, and "orgy" is its head noun.

This particular phrase actually contains 5 of these attributive-head relationships. I can't be sure, since it's nigh-impossible to parse the headline, but I think that "Ferrari" is an attributive whose head is "sex". If we were to say that "sex" is an adjective just because it's modifying the noun "orgy", we'd also be forced to conclude that "Ferrari" is an adverb because it's modifying an adjective.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

I prefer to parse it as a series of exclamations. China! Ferrari! Sex! Orgy! Death! Crash!

[–] [email protected] 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I think China Ferrari is a person? That's the only way I could get it to make any sense

[–] [email protected] 6 points 11 months ago

If you read the article it's about someone in China who died by crashing a Ferrari.

Looking at it again, I actually think "Ferrari" is supposed to be modifying "crash". Here's how I'd diagram the phrase (using a dependency grammar, because I'm not about to try to format a bunch of NP nodes in plaintext):

                             crash
  v------v---------v-----v-----/
China Ferrari     orgy death
               v---/
              sex

China Ferrari sex orgy death crash

the crash caused death
the crash was due to an orgy
the orgy was specifically a sex orgy
the crash involved a Ferrari
the crash happened in China

[–] [email protected] 13 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

*at Ferrari: "OK, we are checking!"

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Well, there's a lot to unpack right there

[–] [email protected] 12 points 11 months ago

Whelp, I was leaning towards Whisky Dick as my new band name, but now I’m vacillating…

[–] [email protected] 11 points 11 months ago

An underrated Children of Bodom album

[–] [email protected] 8 points 11 months ago

😮‍💨 every damn Tuesday

[–] [email protected] 4 points 11 months ago

Thanks for the F shack.