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submitted 12 hours ago by sleeplessone@lemmy.ml to c/slop@hexbear.net

Saw this mentioned in a comment on another instance and had to share it here. Incoherent politics with banger posts on a web 1.0 as fuck website. Needs to be seen to be believed.

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Many voters don’t give a fire truck about the refugees, deported to a place where they have no job, no home, and many don’t even speak Creole. They care when there is no strawberry yogurt, and, poor babies, they have to settle for raspberry yogurt, because factory managers have trouble hiring enough workers.

If the [fentanyl] buyer fights back and manages to capture the enemy officer’s gun as a prize of war, and uses it to settle the matter out of court, you openly hate the buyer so much you want the buyer to die of a sodium pentothal overdose. You never gave a fire truck about the buyer. You only want to feel proud, powerful and superior as you kill yourself with cigarettes and booze.

It took a bloody war, started over other issues, to emancipate the slaves in some States, because too many crazy people kept voting wrong. What will it take to open the borders, legalize all drugs, abolish public school and school taxes, and eliminate zoning restrictions, to name just a few of the many steps toward liberty and justice for all?

If you don’t have time to read the candidates’ campaign websites, don’t bother voting, either. You would probably vote wrong and vote away other people’s freedoms. Be careful not to underestimate the hostility incited by such voters. Get money out of politics by reading all the campaign websites, which cost almost nothing to produce.

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[-] GrouchyGrouse@hexbear.net 5 points 8 hours ago

Libertarianism wouldn’t exist as it is today without the internet. Mises had to go be a horrid man about life to form his opinions. These kids just log in and read about why they should be able to buy weed, guns, and prostitutes with bitcoin. In a vacuum, it’s very funny and the logical endpoint of that whole school of thought. This dude is carpeing the fuck out of his diem.

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 14 points 10 hours ago

If parents cannot afford to educate their children, how can they afford a bureaucracy that “educates” children? How can they afford a million dollar house required by the zoning restrictions that are imposed for the purpose of limiting school taxes by preventing more families from moving into town? Public school is a major reason why this country is going down the tubes. Making people buy real estate they don’t want, just so the town can tax it is ridiculous.

In a free country, schools would have to compete against each other, and a school with a drug problem, a bullying problem or which graduates dummies, would go out of business. Educators could run schools that are open around the clock so parents won’t have to turn down jobs that would prevent them from delivering their children to the government at an hour dictated for the convenience of government bureaucrats.

jesse-wtf What is he talking about? He's being forced to buy a house? Also private boarding school already exists?

[-] buckykat@hexbear.net 27 points 12 hours ago

Calling taking a cop's gun "capturing the enemy officer's gun as a prize of war" is an amazing bit

[-] Lurkmore@hexbear.net 17 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

and uses it to settle the matter out of court

Implies they shoot the cop too lmao officer-down

[-] FlakesBongler@hexbear.net 16 points 11 hours ago

New Hampshire Libertarians are a special breed

Just absolutely dented

[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 6 points 9 hours ago

this guy rules holy shit lmao

this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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