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submitted 14 hours ago by sleeplessone@lemmy.ml to c/slop@hexbear.net

Saw this mentioned in a comment on another instance and had to share it here. Incoherent politics with banger posts on a web 1.0 as fuck website. Needs to be seen to be believed.

Some highlights:

Many voters don’t give a fire truck about the refugees, deported to a place where they have no job, no home, and many don’t even speak Creole. They care when there is no strawberry yogurt, and, poor babies, they have to settle for raspberry yogurt, because factory managers have trouble hiring enough workers.

If the [fentanyl] buyer fights back and manages to capture the enemy officer’s gun as a prize of war, and uses it to settle the matter out of court, you openly hate the buyer so much you want the buyer to die of a sodium pentothal overdose. You never gave a fire truck about the buyer. You only want to feel proud, powerful and superior as you kill yourself with cigarettes and booze.

It took a bloody war, started over other issues, to emancipate the slaves in some States, because too many crazy people kept voting wrong. What will it take to open the borders, legalize all drugs, abolish public school and school taxes, and eliminate zoning restrictions, to name just a few of the many steps toward liberty and justice for all?

If you don’t have time to read the candidates’ campaign websites, don’t bother voting, either. You would probably vote wrong and vote away other people’s freedoms. Be careful not to underestimate the hostility incited by such voters. Get money out of politics by reading all the campaign websites, which cost almost nothing to produce.

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[-] Azarova@hexbear.net 6 points 11 hours ago

this guy rules holy shit lmao

this post was submitted on 19 May 2026
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