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[–] 166 points 3 months ago (6 children)

Second guy should have longer thoughts. His legs are getting wet.

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  • [–] 32 points 3 months ago* (1 child)

    Or just think very intense thoughts. "What an idiot!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

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  • [–] 5 points 3 months ago

    Or the good old "Lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, consectetur adipiscing elit, sed do eiusmod tempor incididunt ut labore et dolore magna aliqua. Ut enim ad minim veniam, quis nostrud exercitation ullamco laboris nisi ut aliquip ex ea commodo consequat. Duis aute irure dolor in reprehenderit in voluptate velit esse cillum dolore eu fugiat nulla pariatur. Excepteur sint occaecat cupidatat non proident, sunt in culpa qui officia deserunt mollit anim id est laborum."

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    And that's why my inner monologue is an endless stream of consciousness

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  • I've heard some people wish they had a soundtrack. I have to admit, it's pretty nice. I've talked to my wife, she (a better musician than me) has one too (hers isn't constant tho, she just is always humming music (silently or not) in her head which is the way she conceptualizes it. Me, the music just happens unless I intentionally take over, which is very nice for those songs with the lyrics i don't know). I imagine folk with schizophrenia who think they have music coming out of their teeth or fillings, the difference between them and us is that somehow they misidentified the source of their inner music (and if that spiraled out of something they were taught, well there is no greater sin than teaching someone their inner voices aren't theirs and I don't believe in sin). I am of course the world's leading expert on schizophreniology, you can and must believe every word I pull out of my ass.

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  • [–] 68 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    Oooh, I love comics that play with comic logic.

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  • [–] 23 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    My library had a book entirely about exploring comic creation through the medium of a comic book. Things like finding a wall too long to go around, and noting that the reader only knows this because of the dialogue highlighting it, since the wall can only be as big as the panel. It strikes me as similar.

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  • [–] 45 points 3 months ago
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    This one I actually laughed at. Nice work

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    I'm singing in the rain,
    I'm singing in the rain

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  • [+] 1 point 3 months ago* (last edited 4 weeks ago) (9 children)
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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I would like to respectfully disagree. We use the word Magic in advertising for reasons I'm not an advertiser don't ask me. Also for sex reasons ask Irving's Johnson (one could argue all those stages of discovery are exciting but only maybe 97.2843% with a line over the two and the three idk how to do that onna phone are fun exciting but I'm pretty sure he's explored most of the early stages of everything there is to explore). Also I'm pretty sure we have thoroughly explored what makes the brownies magic. Although it could use another trip.

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  • [–] 2 points 3 months ago* (2 children)

    Technology that we don't know how works is magic, give a smartphone to a guy from 1890

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  • Shit give it to a guy from 1980. Just 15 years ago I didn't know how to work a touchscreen phone despite having worked on touchscreens in retail. I just didn't know general navigation (it took me fifteen seconds to figure it out) but I also have the confidence and technical understanding to know how to break and unbreak shit. Documenting how it was before you broke it/backing it up is step one.

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  • [–] -5 points 3 months ago (1 child)