And yet I was taught in school that people went to America to escape religious persecution.

EPSTEIN FILES!!!! OMG THEY TORTURED, RAPED, AND KILLED CHILDREN. Fuck your stupid prayer. Only the most depraved demon would answer any of their prayers. Also, I hear they ate people too.

Muscular Christian nationalism

Somebody's gonna rip a phone book in half....

But even with the power of God Almighty, no Christian warrior can rip the Epstein Files in half.

/s

Matthew 6:5

“And when you pray, you are not to be like the hypocrites; for they love to stand and pray in the synagogues and on the street corners so that they will be seen by people. Truly I say to you, they have their reward in full.

All while proudly going against most teaching of the bible

Im doing gay sex magic then to counter balance it >:3

We can pray for the demise of Christofascism, but it's going to be our job to make that prayer come true.

Oh dear sweet baby Jesus, please reach down from the heavens above and make this motherfucker's heart explode. There. I prayed.

Oh I'll be praying for something alright ..

They need to do this from their closet.

At least according to their own text.

https://www.skepticsannotatedbible.com/mt/6.html?v=6

And when thou prayest, thou shalt not be as the hypocrites are: for they love to pray standing in the synagogues and in the corners of the streets, that they may be seen of men. Verily I say unto you, They have their reward.

6 But thou, when thou prayest, enter into thy closet, and when thou hast shut thy door, pray to thy Father which is in secret; and thy Father which seeth in secret shall reward thee openly.

Donald Trump is a prophet of the old testament. He even got the part about fucking his own daughter right.

May they be touched by His Noodly Appendage.

Ah yes, Christians, the oppressed 69%.

Most of Christianity in USA is disgusting and unchristian.

At least you don't have that scary brown lady.

But hey, bOtH sIdEs R tEh SaMe amirite?

hail satan!

If heaven is filled with Christians like Trump, send me straight to hell.

“White house to pander to Christian voters because they’re scared about the midterms”

I'll pray.. I'll pray the good lord takes him awaaayyyyyyyyyyy, yeaahh!

Satanists should demand equal access to do the same thing.

I pray they get struck by lightning.

I'd piss on a bible tomorrow if I had one

Thought this was the Onion for a second.

Sucks you can’t even tell real news from the onion these days. :/

Nothing Christian about it.

I pray every day. Just not to the god they expect me to......

Kazoos on standby

Maybe the felon needs some big operation tomorrow? Or they should give him his last rites?

I'm so atheist that I find even discussing it asinine. It's odd to me that a grown adult could hold any other opinion, and I'd rather keep pretending that I'm surrounded by grown adults. So I don't discuss it at all. And then shit like this comes along ...

Hail. Mother fucking. SATAN if these are the assholes telling you to pray to Jesus

Will they be talking about the TRUMP-EPSTEIN (TM) files?

I'd rather be in this hell then bow to the knee to these fuck ups or any religion, besides all the women I like would be there as well if their "imagination land" were real so fug off you orange dingleberry

I don't pray any other day, but I'm going to not pray extra hard tomorrow.