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[–] [email protected] 33 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Those treetops look.... strange

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

Dr. Seuss has a secret raccoon army.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

Mildly penis

[–] [email protected] 23 points 1 year ago

Learn why people trust wikiHow

[–] [email protected] 10 points 1 year ago (3 children)

I like the sentiment, but one should not trust a racoon in the way you would a friend.

[–] [email protected] 8 points 1 year ago

NOW you tell me

[–] [email protected] 4 points 1 year ago

Little bastards look cute but they will steal your food and send your pets running for the hills.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

yeah, a raccoon never fucked my girlfriend

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago

One should certainly hope not.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

Bro just wanted you to know that ho ain't loyal.

It was a favor, really.

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago

https://lemmy.world/post/8339106

Lemme really wants me to get into raccoons today...

[–] [email protected] 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Why are the trees.. gooey?

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[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago

🦝🦝🦝

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I mean some lady in colorado tried to do that but preparedness was something she was ready for.

[–] [email protected] 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Good lord people are so fucking stupid. Homegirl watched some YouTube tutorials and decided that she had the knowledge and ability to survive with minimal supplies in the woods. It's a shame her son had to die because his mother was a dumbass. Even if you're unhappy with the world, surely you should at least not want to give your child a death sentence.

People like to say how early human days were better than modern times. No, they really weren't. In the wild and in the pre-modern era, it's a struggle to survive. We are incredibly lucky to have modern features like electricity, antibiotics, modern heating and cooling, etc.

Are modern times perfect? Of course not and they are far from it. But thinking that trying to survive unprepared in the wilderness is better than living in a modern day developed nation is insane... especially when you're forcibly bringing your child into it.

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

God was with them

If a all-powerful all-loving being was with them, it would save them. So either god is not with them, do not like them, or it is not with them.

[–] [email protected] 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Step one to befriend a racoon: take that corpse you've been hiding in you basement the last few days into the woods and start digging a hole. Once the hole is dug, cut off a limb and cover it in peanut butter and position it in such a way so that the raccoons can't tell there is a hole. Wait until the raccoons fall in the hole and find the alpha racoon. The alpha racoon will either be the largest or most aggressive racoon in the pit, so be careful.

[–] bucketofcandyfloss 5 points 1 year ago

Abandon society, befriend racoon

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Wikipage made by Ted Kaczynski

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

There is a middle ground. Move to a house in the country. Aim for just barely above shit hole. Leave the cities behind.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

Finding a house in the country that's still within reasonable driving distance from city stuff is the dream for me.

[–] [email protected] 0 points 1 year ago

or move to a city that isn't shit, everyone wanting to live in their own house on the countryside is literally a big part of why we're in this shit.

cities are good, don't fall for the conservative propaganda

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago

You can't befriend a raccoon, just ask Buddy the Elf.

[–] [email protected] 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

The industrial revolution and its consequences...

[–] [email protected] 1 points 1 year ago

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