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[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 6 points 1 week ago

Marx failed to consider whatever this is

[-] Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

I don't think it works, commodity fetishism is funny because semantic drift changed the meaning of fetish to mostly sexual. You could pretend that gooning used to mean being a goon, like a Pinkerton or whatever, but that's a reach at best

Now, commodity bustin'...

[-] gramxi@hexbear.net 4 points 1 week ago

then going succdem would be the quickest way to reach cummunism

[-] ALoafOfBread@lemmy.ml 3 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I mean that's basically modern american consumer capitalism right? Don't just consoom and then live your life, to consoom is to live your life. Nonstop marathon consumption, possibly with no release

[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 2 points 1 week ago

Isnt that just porn?

[-] ShinkanTrain@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

:kelly: Cummodity

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