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[–] 95 points 4 months ago (7 children)

I hope they made out and jacked eachother off in the closet, otherwise I don't think the friendship will last.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago

    It is obvious the closet dude didn't cheat on your girl, he's gay, sad that he still in the closet.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    I'm getting old...

    I read "my girl" and initially assumed he meant "my daughter" XD

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    lol you don’t need women to make friends with other guys

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  • [–] 55 points 4 months ago* (3 children)

    How else are you supposed to meet them? I always file my requisition forms through certified intermediaries.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Okay but if you stick to metamours you know you'll always have some likes in common and stuff to talk/conspire about its a valid friend making tool

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    The tweet screenshot tweet OP posted, but without the author's name and username scribbled out. Tweet by nick @nickturani: "Surprise visit to see my girls apartment for the first time: 1. She already has the toilet seat up for me 2. Turn on the TV: already on ESPN 3. Look in the closet: a man so I can make a new friend. An accommodating queen!"

    Giving credit is cool.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)
    1. is so you don't piss all over the seat
    2. is so you watch the game and shut the fuck up
    3. Why do you look in her closet?
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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    World needs more innocent guys like u ❤️🤣

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Pfft, the dudes sleeping with your girlfriends are not the same dudes regularly watching ESPN, I promise you

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Her name? Ophelia

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