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[-] andros_rex@lemmy.world 17 points 5 hours ago

My mother has somehow never held down an actual full time job, but has a house.

I have routinely worked 60, 80, 100 hour weeks much of my life. I sleep on the floor in a studio apartment.

[-] Vespair@lemmy.zip 17 points 7 hours ago

Jesus christ, can't a woman even make a scathing critique of the failures of American capitalism without some guy talking about the size of her melons?

[-] Gates9@sh.itjust.works 10 points 7 hours ago

Lotta educated and unemployed people walking around, I wonder what they might get up to if the price of food and fuel goes up much more?

[-] vagrancyand@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 hours ago

Nothing, the American populace is incapable of rebellion without bourgeois leadership telling them to rebel. Until the ruling class is splintered enough that a rebellious faction is willing to take the risk in recruiting the working class while somehow avoiding class consciousness, the US populace would never dare to go against its owners

[-] explodicle@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 hour ago

They already took that risk on January 6th. The main splinters are the liberal owners and the fascist usurpers.

[-] trackball_fetish@lemmy.wtf 3 points 7 hours ago* (last edited 7 hours ago)

This thought has been tickling my brain recently.

[-] Tabooki2@lemmy.world 4 points 6 hours ago

Understood. Most of my time was with large companies where lots of people want to move up the ladder. Still very team oriented but also tried to stand out to get up a few rungs. Always willing to help out, jumping in where applicable to help solve problems that aren't in my area, sticking around during disasters etc etc

[-] DrCake@lemmy.world 16 points 9 hours ago

A whole melon? In this economy?

[-] Tiger666@lemmy.ca 12 points 9 hours ago

Did you not see the picture, its clearly only half.

[-] EfreetSK@lemmy.world 158 points 15 hours ago

Don't wory, I got this

ehm

"There are people who have it worse than you"

Hope this helps

[-] EggInDisguise@lemmy.blahaj.zone 38 points 12 hours ago

I got kicked out of my in-laws for yelling at my spouse s sister for saying this.

My response was "What the fuck did you just say to her? Other people have it much BETTER than you do so why the fuck are you acting so fucking happy? That's how fucking stupid you sound."

For context, she had spent the entire 7 hours she had been awake sitting in a hot tub drinking wine and tequila instead of being a parent, and basically dumped all the responsibilities for the children of the day onto the only othertwo adults present, one of whom was having a panic attack. I was les than happy when I showed up after work to pick my spouse up and walked into chaos and her sobbingand hyperventilating in the bathroom.

My In laws are terrible people.

[-] Beardsley@lemmy.world 77 points 14 hours ago

BRB, gonna go say this to a child with cancer.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 36 points 12 hours ago

Average American health insurance agent on their way to inform a 6yo they’re not covered.

[-] theloneyank@slrpnk.net 14 points 11 hours ago

The merican healthcare_don'tcare system

[-] YoureHotCupCake@lemmy.world 5 points 9 hours ago

They don't care until a Luigi shows up.

[-] lonefighter@sh.itjust.works 15 points 12 hours ago

When I was in my early 20s I was near tears in my doctors office telling her that the health issues I was dealing with were ruining my quality of life and that I was so exhausted and in so much pain all the time that all I could do was go to work and come home and go straight to bed and had been like that for months. I was near suicidal and extremely depressed. She said "stop being dramatic, you could have cancer".

[-] stoy@lemmy.zip 9 points 12 hours ago

Yeah, while perspective is important, this just using people suffering from cancer as bat to stop a slight annoyance.

I have found that in the most cases it is far, far better to simply let the person cry their frustrations out, allowing the built up emotions a safe outlet, then when they have calmed down, start focusing on even the slightest positivity they can work with, after that you can start adding humor to the situation and in that you can add perspective.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 1 points 7 hours ago

"Buck up, Fuck-o! Some kids can't afford chemo"

[-] AdolfSchmitler@lemmy.world 10 points 10 hours ago

Pain is relative, not a competition.

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[-] Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 1 points 6 hours ago

more than a handful's a waste

[-] brokenwing@discuss.tchncs.de 39 points 13 hours ago

If life gives you lemons, buy melons.

No lemons, on melon.

Too bad I hid a boot.

Lisa Bonet ate no basil.

War sir is raw.

Was it a car, or a cat I saw?

"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 5 points 9 hours ago

When God gives you lemon you FIND A NEW GOD.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 13 points 11 hours ago

If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic.

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 2 points 7 hours ago

If life gives you melons, make melonade.

Homestaw Wunnew.

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