Alternate headline: Money talks, allows immunity to traffic laws.
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The company must report the incident to the DMV within 72 hours, or 24 hours if the officer has designated the incident a priority because of “a clear or potential danger or risk of injury to others,” the regulations said.
Nothing says imminent danger like a 24-72 hour grace period to do something about it.
Yeah we know our car blasted around a school bus and killed three children, but you have to understand there is certain paperwork we need to file first.
Some kid is gonna get killed and everyone will wonder how it happened
TBF kids are already getting killed by other cars and society deems it an acceptable loss for being able to take cars everywhere.
In 2023, there's been 12 fatalities of kids under 4 years old in Canada, and 48 fatalities between 5 and 14 years old. All ages, it's a total of nearly 2000 dead in a year in Canada alone for 2023.
When a kid dies in a pool we nearly ban them and strengthen regulations. Cities pay inspectors to make sure people have fences around their pool.
When a kid gets clipped by a fast moving cyclist it makes the news. Dangerous cyclists are roaming the streets at high speed, nearly killing children! What an outrage!
But when cars kill a few thousand people every year, one every 30 seconds on the planet, it's the price we have to pay for this convenience. We can't stop the world turning. Our economies would collapse without cars so we can't really impose any regulations on them. They're EsSeNtIAl.
I'm sure they won't abuse this intentionally
I remember getting roasted on here for not wanting these because "who would be held responsible if one of these ran into my car."
People were like "if you just want someone to be punished you should rethink your american tough on crime stance" and I said no, I just want to be paid for my shit when it destroys it.
"They will definitely do that" they said, "there's no way" they wouldn't have them take accountability they said.
Looks like I was right.
This is some bullshit will someone please think of the children
We are thinking of the children, thats why we need to scan your face and see your drivers license if you want to see boobs.
They shouldn't be playing in traffic anyway. Not when theres boobs on the internet.
Sorry, best I can do is shoehorn age verification into phones, websites, and OSes.
Great, now even one fewer incentive for companies to right their wrongs.
As it they were ever botbered by this operational cost.
I'm fine with laws offering no protection to me from robotaxis as long as the law offers them no protection from me.
If probability engines* aren't allowed to offer faster rides by exceeding the speed limit, how are the companies meant to stay competitive and innovate? The state's whole thing is "move fast and break things". /s
* and the occasional intervention from an underpaid remote worker in Bangladesh with 720p video at a 100ms ping and the cheapest video game controller
capitalists gonna capitalism. reminder that laws are for us plebs. not the owning classes.
If you get pulled over just unbuckle quickly and hide in the back.
"oh hey officer, I was just napping. Did my robotaxi do something wrong?"
car collision/ related laws often are very lenient in general.
Yea I get real tired of hearing the term car accident. Sure accidents can happen, but 99.99% of the time one or both parties in a collision weren't paying attention and crashes occurred because a shit driver made the wrong move. People get complacent because they can play bumper cars and have little consequence, I think people should be ticketed in accidents more often. For example the 16 screws in my left arm are because a company truck driver "accidentally" took a left over double yellows without waiting for traffic to clear. CLEAR traffic violation, but nah let's just chalk that up to a standard whoopsie daisy. Now home dudes gonna do the same thing in 3 months next time he gets impatient trying to make a turn.
balloons filled with latex paint do a number on cameras. slash the tires while it can't see.
should be really easy to get a bunch of them together at the same time too.
it's like cow tipping but has positive impacts to the world.
bring some friends, make a night of it.
Sales of white Jaguar I-Paces have surged
Since the units can't get points they should actually pay like double. All units should have a barcode that used so the ticket and fine can go through and get paid in under 24 hours.
Saw one try to turn left right in front of me when it had an unprotected turn. I didn't let it in and gave it the bird knowing full well there was no human inside driving to see it. Super cool to know that it won't face any punishment for similar errors in the future.
that sounds amazing, anyone with enough funds can just stop all traffic past schools! total urbanism win.
This is DEI for robots. If you have to lower the standards to qualify; you don't.

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