I don't get it. (thelemmy.club)

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[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 50 points 3 days ago

Babylon Bee is just bad-posting for conservatives.

[-] quarrk@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

But our badposting is good on occasion

[-] WhatDoYouMeanPodcast@hexbear.net 15 points 3 days ago

(derogatory)

[-] Hestia@hexbear.net 13 points 3 days ago

I did specify "for conservatives"

[-] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 4 points 3 days ago

I will not stand for Beanis slander

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 47 points 3 days ago

Mark Hamill is a massive lib and he's being owned epic style

[-] kleeon@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

hey grok, write a joke about mark hamill and donald trump

aaaand post

[-] RondoRevolution@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

This is some bolsonarista geezer ass type of humor, truly incredible

[-] PKMKII@hexbear.net 27 points 3 days ago

If we take the analogy to its conclusion, does that mean Trump is going to turn on the conservative movement in his final moments?

[-] Kefla@hexbear.net 20 points 3 days ago

holden-bloodfeast launch... the nukes...

the-republican at Iran? At China? North Korea?

holden-bloodfeast all of them... white house

[-] CatoPosting@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago

Would the US's nuclear stockpile be enough to end life on the planet as we know it if all striking the same spot? Would the southern hemisphere be protected somehow?

[-] vanDerVaartBlackenedRanch@hexbear.net 7 points 3 days ago

Ending life entirely is unclear, ending civilization would be the case even in a 40 medium yield warhead exchange between India and Pakistan.

[-] NephewAlphaBravo@hexbear.net 31 points 3 days ago

peter-running the joke is "lib upset"

[-] radio_free_asgarthr@hexbear.net 26 points 3 days ago

"Haha, Babylon Bee owned themselves. They said Donald Trump is Vader without the cool voice or lightsaber!" - libbing-out

[-] Umechan@hexbear.net 2 points 3 days ago

There's also only a 5 year age difference between Trump and Hamill. Knowing that, the story could be seen as an admission that Trump (as well as the Babylon Bee for writing this) is perfectly fine with 5 year olds having sex. I'm sure they are, but it's still a weird thing to do.

[-] dead@hexbear.net 24 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

They're mad about this. Also in this role play, Trump is Darth Vader. So they make Trump into the villain.

https://archive.is/fdOeo

[-] comrade_pibb@hexbear.net 23 points 3 days ago

these fuckin losers still things the dems will do anything lmao

[-] miz@hexbear.net 8 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago)

does it even register with these dorks that dems had the chance to prosecute him and failed to bring anything substantive

[-] into_highest_invite@lemmygrad.ml 3 points 3 days ago

if only any of these people realized no one gives a fuck about "the history books"

[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 25 points 3 days ago

Epic and timely reference my gentlesirs.

[-] KobaCumTribute@hexbear.net 17 points 3 days ago

If that was coming from any other source that would be a good bit of antihumor, the kind of thing you get up on stage and say with a shiteating grin that says "go on, laugh at me, I dare you" in a way that almost makes it performance art. Like cutting out the laugh track from the Big Bang Theory and getting something so horribly stilted and poorly paced that its sheer cringe starts making it actually funny for a brief moment.

But knowing they think they're actually making a joke that has a discernible and terrible meaning ruins it.

[-] huf@hexbear.net 14 points 3 days ago

HAHhahahaHAHAHHAha mark hamil hate trump but he owned trump is fatehr hahahaHAHAHH amazing mrp resin ald i want gas up to $MAGA I DONT CARE MR PRENISAL