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[–] 59 points 4 months ago (11 children)

You knew what you were getting into when you bought a Bimmer instead of a Honda.

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  • [–] 35 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Please, they’re super reliable cars! I haven’t needed to fill the blinker fluid on mine even once since getting it

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  • [–] [S] 17 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    If you're neglecting blinker fluid, you're sitting on a ticking time bomb. PLEASE take it to the most-expensive import specialist mechanic ASAP, for your own safety!

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    My 98 bmw with 210k miles when I sold it was the most dead reliable car I've ever owned! Bmw i6 engines are legendary, as long as you get the ones that still have a steel cable from the throttle peddle to the throttle valve. Once u got a potentiometer with 6 wires that go to the ECU which then suggests what the electronic throttle body does, is where the reliability sort of ended LOL.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    It's an e46, it doesn't cost shit to keep running provided you don't take it to a shop to get work done on it. Unless of course you get an M3, in which case the exact amount to keep it running is "way too much".

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    I know it's not that crazy but these moments always amaze me:

    Never in my life had I heard BMW's being called bimmers/beemers,
    And this is the second time I see it today.

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  • [–] 29 points 4 months ago (20 children)

    Laughs in doesn't own a car

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    You'd be homebound or relying on ubers if you lived where I am.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago

    It’s not that I love my bike. It’s that I love the hundreds of unplayed indie games I bought on Steam more than I would love a car.

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    BMW - well there's your problem!

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    In France, every BMW driver is a massive asshole that cannot drive properly. I should make statistics about this.

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  • There is no border for that issue, it’s universal, the only reason anyone would buy a BMW in the first place is because they’re already a stupid asshole.

    It’s like the square and quadrilateral thing. Not every stupid asshole has a BMW, but everyone who has a BMW is a stupid asshole.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Ooohhhh e46 estate 😍

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    What did you expect for buying a fucking BMW.

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I am going to laugh if OP didn't pick a BMW for a reason and it was just the first car image to come up when they made the meme.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (27 children)

    It means you cannot afford that car and should either get an appropriate one or none.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago* (20 children)

    Depreciation is the biggest loss for newish cars, but maintaince, fuel, tires, insurance costs come up quickly, often averaging 5-7K/year.

    In much of America, not having a car means not being able to get to work or buy food.

    If you can't afford a car, you might be able to afford operating costs for a used japanese motorcycle.

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (11 children)

    As a European with very decent public transit and bicycle options, I feel like an idiot for getting a Mazda 3 half a year ago. I really should have tried to make do with a nice cargo bike. Could’ve been hundred of Euros going into my ETF instead of payments, insurance and so on.

    Oh well, at least I don’t anticipate a lot of trouble from my Mazda.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    I'm a retired Brit living in the middle of the Welsh Marches, 10 miles from the nearest town. There is no public transport. Having a car is vital out here and I dread the day my 13-year-old Tiguan gives up the ghost.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I can afford my car, it'd cost me 5-7k a year if I had to rebuild the transmission every year. Mostly I get by on <3k a year all in since it's depreciated and my insurance is like 20 EUR a month and I do my own repairs. This with a notorious German money pit that will be celebrating its 20th next year.

    However

    I'd still take the motorcycle if I could. Seems way more fun. But now I've got a 2 year old so that plan's on pause for several years. I had a nice older Ducati Monster picked out before I got coaxed into this, which I was fully expecting to not be very sensible lol

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Eh? My Honda Civic just had to have its struts replaced, and that was a $1000 expense which was difficult to cope with and would have been impossible were I not working three different jobs. If I wanted working AC, which I have never had in the vehicle, I’d need to spend like ~2k every year because the model has a defective condenser (and in Trump’s America, warranties are suggestions)

    At some point you have to recognize that many Americans cannot afford any vehicle. Unfortunately the U.S. is not designed for people who don’t have vehicles.

    While my car was in the shop yesterday, I looked at my options for getting to work, which is about seven miles from my house. There was a bus route, which would have taken at least a full hour compared to my usual 15 minute drive, and there was Uber/lyft, which would have cost me about a third of the money I’d make at work.

    If god forbid, something happened to my car, I’d have to take a loan out for something I could not afford, because I have to be able to get to work to survive and pay for the damn car!

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago (10 children)

    Stop measuring your self-worth by the car you drive -> Buy ancient Toyota or Honda -> Save $800/mo in car payment, $300/mo full-coverage insurance -> Pay for the occasional repairs -> Profit.

    Or, keep paying out the nose for a status symbol that you use for an hour or two a day to be seen by strangers who will think you're an asshole who can't drive or park regardless of how shiny the badge is on your hood.

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    [–] 8 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Me in my $1300 lancer wagon 2007 laughing in duct tape and safety hazards

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    [–] 5 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Woo...the BMW E46 Kombi is one of my favorites.

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    [–] 4 points 4 months ago (12 children)

    Between my wife and I and our oldest daughter we spent over $4k on maintenance in just the last month.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (9 children)

    And this is why you want to promote bicycles. Most car trips are under 3 miles which is easily doable on a bicycle, even easier on an electric bicycle.

    Maintenance costs? Like double digit costs per year per bike, if that. I bought a new bike and had zero maintenance costs for 2 years now

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