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Do you know how much I post in a year? I mean, even if I told you, you wouldn't believe it. Do you know what would happen if I suddenly decided to stop logging in to X, the everything app? A post history big enough to fill the local library goes belly up. Disappears! It ceases to exist without me. No, you clearly don't know who you're talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not cancelled, Skyler. I am the canceller. Some unc starts trending after he confuses his pronouns in a high profile speech, and you think that of me? No. I am the one who trends!

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[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 5 points 4 days ago
[-] Dort_Owl@hexbear.net 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago)

Is the canceller like the Once-ler?

[-] MasterBlaster@lemmygrad.ml 4 points 4 days ago

does this mean you're going to steal my baby and leave her in a firetruck? i really hate when people do that to me

this post was submitted on 08 May 2026
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