I don't know how to write the alt text for this one. Uhhh. The numbers are explained in the article using text. I hope thats good enough.
https://yougovamerica.substack.com/p/presidential-fight-club
I think that any person who is at least somewhat mobile would have to try to lose a fight with Trump, including most children. The guy probably falls down on his own in 5/10 fights and after the first gentle shove in 4/10 more, at which point it's basically ball game.
People tend to greatly overestimate the mobility of the elderly, if you aren't the kind of person who is regularly exercising at 79 (golf doesn't count) you have zero chance against anyone under the age of 55 who doesn't have serious health issues.
You can bind my arms and legs so I can only fight with my tail, that I don't have, and I'll probably win.
yeah i'm in not great shape either but i could potato sack his head into mush
What happened to it
Millions of years of evolution
Someone ate it
Yeah, but the average Republican is also a geriatric layabout
I was going to say idk if the point of the post was to say dems are also delusional but if the 8 year old could focus enough to walk in a straight line for 2 minutes im giving it to the kid.
Trump tried to stand up and walk during the whcd and immediatly ate shit and fell flat on his face.
Ben Garrison and his "Buff Trump" have propagandized the Republicans.
Or there's lots that know trump doesn't fight fair.
Like he'd show up and have people in the fight with him or just have someone shoot the 8yr old. Oh this could be how he shoots someone on 5th street
Yeah 33% my man you're really selling yourself short, Trump would die to a slight stumble.
Responses of "not sure" are not shown
Responses of "shut the fuck up" are not heeded
What kind of stupid question is that lmao
Is this just trying to get out in front Sascha Riley? CW:SA, CSAM
Honestly i thought something similar. That question is in extremely bad taste when we know that Trump has victimized children that young. Libs gonna lib though of course
Ya. I could absolutely see a talking point in the future being like, "How was he supposed to SA a 13 year old boy when the vast majority of people don't think he could take on an 8 year old." Or that they're just trying to put the idea out there to undermine future Epstein related claims. "Trump did what? Sure he did. 
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That does put a different spin on it. I doubt yougov is in on covering up for Trump's crimes that directly though. I think it may be a spin on Trump's bravado and the cult of machismo built up around him.
Before I tactically engage with this war game, I must know the rules of engagement, especially as it pertains to weaponry.
8yo gets a pair of safety scissors. You are barehanded.
What are Donald Trump’s feats? Is he FTL? Some 8 year old boys have dodged lasers in laser tag, light speed attacks.
Trump's scans scale him to low nth-dimensional outerversal, still loses to Goku
39% of Repubs don't think they could beat Trump? And 28% failed to answer Y/N? That's amazing. I expected more ego.
That's probably accurate. 39% of republicans are likely in older and in worse shape than even Trump
This confirms what I already knew - I'm wicked underground, unlike the rest of you losers. I'm a registered democrat and Trump could kick my ass.
I read this wrong, nvm
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