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[-] WesternInfidels@feddit.online 233 points 1 month ago

What a wholesome, heartwarming way to trick me into imagining a centaur and a mermaid fucking

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 133 points 1 month ago

she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.

[-] Joelk111@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn't be the best. At least it's huge I guess.

[-] Melonpoly@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago

The Mermaid could be the one to jerk him...

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 40 points 1 month ago

awww. now it's romantic

[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 11 points 1 month ago

Mythically huge

[-] Trainguyrom@reddthat.com 5 points 1 month ago

But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...

[-] Encephalotrocity@feddit.online 5 points 1 month ago

and yet, it is the one thing they are GUARANTEED to figure out in life.

TIL, centaurs must be jealous of humans

[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Centaur: “Um, I have to hold them until they hatch?”

Mermaid: “You have to hold them until they hatch.”

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seahorse#Reproduction

[-] ladicius@lemmy.world 13 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Most probable scenario. And I want to apologise to the word "probable" for how far away from its original meaning I used it.

[-] Leather@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).

[-] FishFace@piefed.social 7 points 1 month ago

How have you inferred what kind of porn they would watch?? Could they not get off to each other like the wholesome, child rearing couple they seem to be??

[-] Leather@lemmy.world 5 points 1 month ago

He's into fish, she likes guys with five legs... It's not a leap.

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[-] SubArcticTundra@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 month ago

Comment of the week 🏅

[-] FartMaster69@lemmy.dbzer0.com 20 points 1 month ago

The real question is did she mpreg him.

[-] QuandaleDingle@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

why is mpreg so funny XD

[-] MidsizedSedan@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

!Remindme 8 hours

[-] sudo_shinespark@lemmy.world 112 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something

[-] thisbenzingring@lemmy.today 68 points 1 month ago

probably becomes an accountant and never speaks about his parents

[-] az04@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

I'd watch 3 episodes of that anime

[-] Thorry@feddit.org 14 points 1 month ago

The intro theme is a banger tho

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[-] regdog@lemmy.world 74 points 1 month ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

I completely forgot about this image. Thanks for the nostalgia.

[-] cholesterol@lemmy.world 51 points 1 month ago
[-] aeronmelon@lemmy.world 38 points 1 month ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 9 points 1 month ago

Much better, thank you.

[-] popekingjoe@lemmy.world 46 points 1 month ago

Aww this is adorable.

And also weird.

But adorable.

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 20 points 1 month ago

Much better ending than minotaur and sea serpent.

[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 20 points 1 month ago

So that's how sea horses evolved!

[-] rumba@lemmy.zip 13 points 1 month ago

FUCK, thank you. I totally missed that. very slow morning. BRAIN: oh so they all took after their mother, how sad neither got legs...

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[-] ephrin@sh.itjust.works 25 points 1 month ago

The kids are half sea-horse.

[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

How does that work? Where would they live? Did the father got pregnant like sea horses or does she lay eggs?

[-] cannedtuna@lemmy.world 20 points 1 month ago
[-] MissJinx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

the most excellent reply.

[-] backalleycoyote@lemmy.today 5 points 1 month ago

Lacking the appropriate pouch in which to carry the fertilized eggs, his children burst out of him like a xenomorph.

[-] Phantaloons@piefed.zip 5 points 1 month ago

Now post the eldrich horror version.

[-] world_cavve@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

Came to think of this song when I saw this comic https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I

[-] CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago

This is so cute

[-] voidsignal@lemmy.world 4 points 1 month ago
[-] eru@mouse.chitanda.moe 4 points 1 month ago
[-] drunkpostdisaster@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Lol so now they can only swim slowly and awkwardly while not being able to go on land at all.

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