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[–] 233 points 5 months ago (18 children)

What a wholesome, heartwarming way to trick me into imagining a centaur and a mermaid fucking

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  • [–] 133 points 5 months ago (14 children)

    she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.

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  • [–] 38 points 5 months ago (6 children)

    Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn't be the best. At least it's huge I guess.

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).

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  • [–] 112 points 5 months ago* (7 children)

    Not pictured: their third mutant child who’s just an entire regular dude because each of his parent’s human halves are recessive or something

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  • [–] 46 points 5 months ago

    Aww this is adorable.

    And also weird.

    But adorable.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    Much better ending than minotaur and sea serpent.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    So that's how sea horses evolved!

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    How does that work? Where would they live? Did the father got pregnant like sea horses or does she lay eggs?

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  • [–] 5 points 5 months ago

    Now post the eldrich horror version.

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    Came to think of this song when I saw this comic https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=npyOOsxoA8I

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    This is so cute

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    Lol so now they can only swim slowly and awkwardly while not being able to go on land at all.

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