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[–] 233 points 4 months ago (18 children)

What a wholesome, heartwarming way to trick me into imagining a centaur and a mermaid fucking

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  • [–] 133 points 4 months ago (14 children)

    she just farts eggs in the water and he has to wank over them.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (6 children)

    Jerking off as a centaur seems difficult. Like, your dick is so far back there, the position wouldn't be the best. At least it's huge I guess.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    But that's assuming it's in horse position and not human position. What if they have both a human dick and a horse dick? Would each have different sperm? I think we might need some more mermaids to fully test these theories out...

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Here to say this, he jerked himself off (probably to some hentai) into a shallow creek bed, in which she had already squirted eggs into (probably to Eldridge horror porn).

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