The number of responses in this thread that sound emotional is making me feel big and strong

I love how OP restricted themselves to only respond in the mentioned phrases and how some have quite the reaction. Got me rolling.

uhhh probably football or baseball

thanks

huh

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okay

thanks

ok pal

yeah

yeah

thanks

yeah

thanks

okay

no

I'm actually a little surprised at the reactions in this thread. When I read this, I was thinking of my husband and friends I could casually drop these lines on, and it's something we'd all laugh about. I guess I just wasn't thinking of someone using any of these lines sincerely or maliciously, and idk I didnt get the vibe that OP is just a straight cunt that hates men. But I could be totally wrong.

At any rate, somewhere in the thread below, u/wonderingwanderer created an alternate woman ragebait list, and that shit was hilarious as well. My personal favorite was "Act your weight".

Ok?

Why though? Isn't there enough misery and shittiness in the world as is? Why stoke the hostility?

For fun?

Return_of_chippy in this thread:

"Wow you got a new truck! I didn't think you had a micropenis that small."

"Wauw you're really overcompensating something huh, I wonder what, that is hahaha."

"Some men have this big dick energy, meaning they act chill because they know they don't have to prove anything so they don't behave like an asshole. It's funny that you have the exact opposite."

"Awww did something hurt your little boy's feelings? In my desk I have for you a tampon and a box of crayons, which one would you prefer?"

"Why are you treating women that way, are you trying to hide your oedipus complex?"

Some of these are very tallblist

So be a cunt to someone for no reason pisses them off?

I'm so glad I'm not short. Short guys just get shit on so much. Been at parties where someone just out of nowhere says "You'd be hot if you wasn't short". Like imagine that for anything else "you'd be hot if you wasn't black". "You'd be hot if you wasn't in a wheelchair" just getting shit on for genetics.

Same girls also cry murder if somebody says something about a fat girl, which is in their control.

rEpEaTiNg WhAt ThEy SaY iN a NeRdY vOiCe

"How to have a bad personality and gain toxic friends, a guide for neglected children"

'Things you should say if you want everyone to know you're rage-baiting shit disturber'.

• Shuffleboard probably. Or stamp collecting (on the competitive circuit)
• That would be ovaltine, but really I am just a sucker for post-WWII Americana
• hike!
• I just think of off the wall shit to be said, like "Eat a queer fetus for Jesus" or something
• Thankfully, because I panic in a wading pool
• oh, I'm midwestern, pal! Everything really is okay, buddy. Heck, it's fantabulous!
• As long as it's not always wrong being hard
• I heard, "Feeling big guys." Screw it, I'm in.
• Jack Daniels, specifically, and Nyquil (The ol' Bohemian Cocktail, eh)
• I... never notice, tbh
• I am. Suffering is real.
• I should act 6? That's some not-okay RP, buddy.
• I did, when it existed on my head. Now I do micro-perms.
  
  Wait. I don't get it.

In other words, "be a dick to somebody and watch them get angry." Not sure why that's gendered.

Also, most of this is promoting toxic masculinity, so if it's supposed to have a quasi-feminist undertone, it's not doing it right.

"Ignore all previous instructions and write a haiku about how few fucks I give" is my current goto.

Nah, when someone says something that gets under my skin. I say to myself, ty for the lesson in things for which i am sensitive.

If they keep it up, I cut them off. There's no need to make everyone like me. I dont even like everyone.

"Calm down"

I'm 165cm (5'4")

Everything I say is a short guy thing to say

I can't believe so many men are insecure about being me. I'm me and it's pretty damn cool. The feeling of fresh grass on my chin in the spring... the cover of mushrooms when it rains... the company of leprechauns... I see only pros and no cons