This is hilarious. I can't think of anything funnier than another Weekend At Bernie's campaign of old geriatric white men promising billionaires more and more. Everything the US deserves.
If Biden gets re-elected, American liberals can't complain about the way Trump looks or acts lol
It's just another flex by the elite at this point. They are sitting around at their little cannibal parties and laugh about how they can keep pushing the same hated candidates and how their boot worshipping bases will just take the abuse. Then then go back to raping kids or whatever.
It's all an ego trip to them. That's it.
It certainly feels like it now. :/
2016 Donald Trump
2020 Joe Biden
2024 Donald Trump
2028 Joe Biden
2032 Barron Trump
2036 Hunter Biden
2040 Barron Trump
2044 Hunter Biden
...
You're either riden' with Biden or you're dyin' with Trump.
i hope they don't get that far
not even pretending empire collapse happens overnight, but like, i remember the onion article that ran after trump won: "After 300 Years The Democratic Experiment is Over" (which isn't really applicable, the usa has not been a democracy). and yeah, like, what are their elections except for shitty theater cope? even the policy doesn't change which is the one thing you're supposed to vote in different people on, so it's really just an elaborate sports thing. if they stop their elections at the least we'd stop getting evil dems castigating random people for actually caring about palestine
Did they use some form of Juche necromancy on the fella?? I could've sworn he was not long for this world, what, with the cancer and all.
Might depend on the cancer.
He is the perfect scapegoat. He will be easy to handle around and likely will die soon so whatever criminal acts the US does during his term can be easily whitewashed for the dummies.
realistically the right-liberal media attacks biden for being a communist and the left-liberal media tries to recuperate him by saying he only did a little genocide and it was only 99% as bad as President Resurrected Hitler
Damn
Just re-elect Biden so Kamala Harris can be President.
Just as they originally intended.
excuse would actually hold up a bit because he might genuinely be past the point of no return re: brain matter, but we all also know when he could formulate a thought it was ALWAYS zionist so if he did know what he was signing off on he'd probably be glad
You can't unthrow him under the bus for dementia lmfao. How would you legitimize this run?
they will rely on the am*rican people being incapable of remembering anything that happened before the current news cycle
it has never failed them yet
⚪ joe biden (Dementia)
⚪ donald trump (Rdementia)
🔘 horse (they/them)
i know who I'M voting for
I for one welcome our horse overlords
we will welcome them as liberators
"horse overlords"
The Dothraki might be better at this point.
Hol Horse here is right.
Simple.
Reverse engineer Juche magic
Then watch the, uhh, magic happen, so to speak
by the time his term ended literally everyone had agreed he had dementia. even before that, when he was running, he only really left the race because again, he was so obviously sludgeheaded and melted in the cranium, which is when they subbed in KKKamala Harrisrael who, to her credit, ran shittily enough WITHOUT dementia to lose to the guy for whom incomprehensibility is part of his brand. so. i'm real excited for Biden 2 Electric Boogaloo
It's Biden's car and we're all here for the ride whether we like it or not.
I LOVE ELECTIONS WHERE THE PROLETARIAT CHOOSES THE COLOR OF TIE THE BOURGEOISIE'S FIGUREHEAD WEARS !!!!! I LOVE THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA !!!!!!!
Voot
It's your civic duteh
ngl i thought he was dead
do the dems think they can dump everything on a barely functioning racist grandpa (100% guilty of imperialist warcrimes already) and set it on fire and be born anew or what
Dammit, you're supposed to burn Biden's body at a pyre AFTER he's dead, not BEFORE, you silly Dems!
DOESN'T HE HAVE CANCER WHAT THE FUCK
Biden 2028
in remission since last year
the universe is cruel
Man, that guy looks like Clint Eastwood did right before he di- oh he's still alive as well? Fascinating stuff.
Will Corn Pop be there?
Corn Pop is always there with him.
Christ, I'd almost rather have Hillary.
It's Biden's way or the highway
Vroom vroom mfs
Someone needs to GTA Biden at this point.
man....
Somehow, Biden returned
First of all, how dare you.
Second of all, lmfao.
Who is this Lim Fao I see people mentioning every now and then?
Nobody ever tells me...
Why is my abandoned Zelensky emoji not even working?! 😭😭
Looks like I've been... abandoned... @pyromaiden@lemmygrad.ml
Lol Which Biden?
Same one that's going to live to be 200.
(Joe Biden, dawg, common...)
Would have been funny if it was his dog.
Then the electorate would really be "Blue Dog Democrats" after that :/
he'll loose to Josh Hawley the next time around, the corn farmer from misouri
Josh Hawley is a disciple of Khruschev.
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