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[–] 87 points 3 months ago (5 children)

It's too bad they don't work in an office with a more supportive environment. I've worked in that kind of office before, where nobody ever asks how your anus is doing, and let me tell you, it can hurt pretty bad, especially if you're not used to it.

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  • [–] 38 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    For the love of God and all that is holy, my anus is bleeding!

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  • [–] 16 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    This is what happens when your spoon is too big

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  • [–] 11 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Everyone always asks β€œhow is your anus” but nobody’s asking β€œwhy is your anus”.

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  • [–] 6 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    They couldn't even get a copywriter to proof "hanged" over "hung", which is to be used when talking about the method of death.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe homeboy is hanging dong, and that's what they're referring to?

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    Do they pour the coffee from one mug to the next for each sip, or are they drinking 3 coffees each just to hold a conversation?

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (4 children)

    I am baffled by the gamecube mug's lack of use.

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    [–] 14 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    For some time, I've felt something was missing from my life. And then I saw this cartoon, and knew what it was!

    There just aren't enough anus-related cups out there.

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  • [–] 13 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    OK, now I want that "anus" - cup-collection.

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  • [–] 7 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    "Buy the whole set. Your anus will thank you!" -One of the mugs in the anus set.

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  • [–] 8 points 3 months ago (7 children)

    *hanged, not that it really matters

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    [–] 5 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) (1 child)

    I had a boss named Matt who hung himself, was at his house tho. Wonder if there's a mug for that..

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    [–] 4 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    So is the "nice job Matt" a sarcastic reply to the "Matt hung himself in MY office" mug? Or were they actually hopeful for him doing something good?

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago

    OK this was original and damn funny

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