To the people who feel personally attacked, may I recommend garter belts for your socks

I like feet, they make walking and standing so much easier

I find feet horrifying and disgusting. I think I've seen maybe 3 pairs of feet in my life that didn't trigger me. When I was younger, I fantasized about having my own feet replaced with wooden blocks. I don't hate feet, I simply cannot stand the sight of them.

That being said, I acknowledge that this is my own hangup, and judge not a single person for liking feet. It actually feels like my own deficiency that I'm so repulsed by feet. I get a similar feeling to when I see people enjoying escargot, and think about how I've only had negative experiences. I wish I could enjoy something as arguably disgusting as escargot as much as other people enjoy escargot.

I wish I could enjoy feet as much as other people do.

Where do I fall on the scale of hatred towards those with negative feelings toward feet?

That's why I wear full size socks. Gotta protect against the curses cast by foot fetishists jealous of the fact that the body parts I fetishize are more culturally acceptable. Ignore all the things I'm into that are less socially acceptable than feet…

Tarantino, I see you, you motherfucker you!

What about those of us indifferent about feet?

That's mean!