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[–] 192 points 4 months ago (1 child)

If only he cared as much about taxing billionaires as he cared about dunking on them.

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  • [–] 99 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    He forgot, "THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER."

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    [–] 80 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Newsom is a dildo, but his team has the right idea memeing on cheeto man

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago

    It's the best way to attack Trump. You can point out all of his lies and hypocrisy until you're blue in the face but it won't matter because he doesn't care about reality nor do his followers.

    Trump is a bully, and like all bullies he can give it out but he absolutely cannot take it. He's got onion thin skin, trolling him is the best way of retaliating.

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    [–] 79 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    I gotta admit, he’s a really good troll. Still don’t want him to be president.

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  • [–] 60 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    How cool would it be if each person’s portrait looked like this on their license tho…

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  • [–] 45 points 4 months ago (8 children)

    Newsom is pathetic. Here's to a full 2028 primary where he finds out exactly how unwanted his politics are before he gets anywhere near that nomination.

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  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (5 children)

    I completely agree and dread how the Dems will push him to the front despite the voters picking an actual progressive candidate.

    But I do have to admit some of his trolling does make me laugh and the fact that the PedoKing and his magat worshipers are butt hurt by it does bring a smile to my face.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    I don't need zero effort shitposts, I need healthcare

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Agreed, we should have universal healthcare. But you know as well as I do he's bought and paid for by the lobbies and he'll never allow it. Might as well enjoy the shit posting pissing off the fascists since that's going to be the best we ever get from the soulless ghoul.

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  • [–] 38 points 4 months ago (7 children)

    It's kind of frightening to see how many people in this thread have taken this completely seriously.

    Fuck Newsom, but this is clearly tongue in cheek

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    [–] 21 points 4 months ago

    THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago* (2 children)

    Every time I see the Governor, I'm reminded of that Lion King song: Oh I just can't wait to be king!

    People will say it's him or Hitler, because it takes that kind of relief to make Newsom acceptable to a progressive. So I'm just going to say now: I'm not voting for him. Don't start lecturing me about vulnerable people because Newsom already threw trans people under the bus. He also actively hates homeless people. And being inhuman to migrants is more Californian than Hollywood.

    If "saving America" means voting for Sheriff James Davis over Adolf Hitler, then you have to wonder, is she worth saving?

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Jesus fucking Christ, we're starting this already? I don't give a fuck how much you don't like him you'd be the kind of fool that got us into this mess in the first place of you don't get off your ass and vote against Hitler.

    Otherwise, kindly FUCK OFF!

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    You gotta admit his social media team is on point

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago

    Newsom is a dickhead that should spend more time with his son.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago

    Very glad they're spending time on stuff that really matters. Very epic!

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    Not to be confused with tighters and laugh-adults.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Does anyone know if north Korean passports has pictures of the Great Leader in them?

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Hah that’s funny, now talk to us about being “culturally normal” again.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago (19 children)

    I'm down. But only because the ID won't have my photo on it anymore. Down with photo IDs.

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    USA people. Is he a serious politician? I can't tell anymore.

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