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[-] Alvaro@lemmy.blahaj.zone 79 points 1 week ago

It is no different than a human.

You could also have a beard, but if your neck, chest and crotch are hairy, your beard is connected to your bush in one long stretch of body hair

[-] MrLLM@ani.social 41 points 1 week ago

What a terrible day to be literate

[-] Hazel@piefed.blahaj.zone 14 points 1 week ago

Can confirm.

It’s like a crab super-highway!

[-] Rusty@lemmy.ca 4 points 1 week ago

Like Sean Connery in Zardoz.

[-] cheeseburger@lemmy.ca 67 points 1 week ago
[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 12 points 1 week ago

You win today's internet LOL point.

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 10 points 1 week ago

I think this is the winner

[-] KoboldCoterie@pawb.social 45 points 1 week ago
[-] Earthman_Jim@lemmy.zip 33 points 1 week ago

How do I delete someone else's post?

Becoming a mod. You still have time to save hundreds!

[-] jaaake@lemmy.world 28 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

I can tell you that the source material for the hair image is definitely not a beard. For it to have been a beard, it would either need much longer hairs starting about halfway from the top, or a chin that would make Thanos look like Michael Cera.

[-] Echolynx@lemmy.zip 9 points 1 week ago

Yeah, they clearly used the pubic triangle to make a not very subtle point.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Heh. Point.

[-] sem@piefed.blahaj.zone 24 points 1 week ago

OK I GUESS IT IS TIME TO QUIT THE INTERNET FOREVER BYE EVERYONE

[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 23 points 1 week ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's so other pokemon can find the jussy

[-] homes@piefed.world 3 points 1 week ago
[-] TachyonTele@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Oh, but it is.
It's the answer you didn't know you were looking for

[-] Dasus@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

Landing strip + soul patch = landing patch..? Or alternatively, soul strip.

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[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 16 points 1 week ago

Is a beard not just a mouth bush?

[-] markz@suppo.fi 17 points 1 week ago

What is a bush, if not just a genital beard

[-] watson387@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 week ago
[-] SethTaylor@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Gotta get that nutsack goatee. Neat little string of hair running down between the balls. Then slap a pair of sunglasses on top of your dick and you're ready for that ZZ Top concert

[-] markz@suppo.fi 2 points 1 week ago

I think I'd like a goatee that also encircles the mouth

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 16 points 1 week ago

That is a jiggly tuft.

[-] WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.today 15 points 1 week ago

One question: Why, why did you do this?

[-] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago
[-] percent@infosec.pub 14 points 1 week ago

It's chest hair

[-] Iron_Lynx@lemmy.world 10 points 1 week ago

ಠ⁠益⁠ಠ

It's cursed, that's what it is!

[-] Gladaed@feddit.org 10 points 1 week ago

It being triangular in that shape and density distribution means it is clearly one and not the other.

[-] Hotzmon@fedinsfw.app 8 points 1 week ago

both can be true

[-] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

It's obviously chest hair.

[-] 1995ToyotaCorolla@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Someone give em a little goatee

Edit: nvm, I got it

[-] billwashere@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

This makes me uncomfortable for so many reasons.

[-] Daysofcoleco@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago
[-] RedMari@reddthat.com 7 points 1 week ago

It would be a crime against humanity

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

*Pokemonity.

[-] M137@lemmy.today 6 points 1 week ago

ಠ_ಠ
➿️

[-] Draegur@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 week ago

That is a "happy trail" connecting beard to bush down the entire chest.

[-] sparky@lemmy.federate.cc 5 points 1 week ago

This is my most reluctant upvote in a while.

[-] guy@piefed.social 4 points 1 week ago

Now there's a jigglypuff with some chest hair.

Happy trail

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 1 week ago

Honestly looks too low to be a beard. Most beards start closer to the mouth.

[-] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 6 points 1 week ago

It could be a neckbeard.

One way to be sure would be to check its browser history.

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[-] Fedizen@lemmy.world 4 points 1 week ago

Beard since everybody knows pokemon only have one hole.

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[-] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago

Really hope this doesn't awaken anything in me. Enough interwebs for today.

[-] SoyTDI@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
[-] anon_8675309@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago
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