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submitted 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago) by SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net to c/badposting@hexbear.net

So last night I uploaded my butt pics like someone said I should do. And I went to bed. I woke up to a barrage of messages calling me "little flat ass man" and "hank hill having no ass loser". Wow, so this is how you treat a member of the community? I am VERY proud of my butt pics, and I know if you all can't appreciate them then I will take it to r/hexbearsgonewild.

VERY disappointed.

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[-] BobDole@hexbear.net 13 points 1 week ago

This you?

(DW, this is me too eviscerated )

[-] LeeeroooyJeeenkiiins@hexbear.net 14 points 1 week ago

i can't tell if that's a potato or a frog

[-] 9to5@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago
[-] SorosFootSoldier@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

Wow, very mature ๐Ÿ™„

[-] ChatPPB@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

spoiler spoiler

[-] Kuori@hexbear.net 11 points 1 week ago

flat ass is a skill issue bucko; 200 squats a day'll fix you right up

[-] CrispyFern@hexbear.net 8 points 1 week ago

I still think ur caked up!

(pancake is a type of cake)

[-] lurker_supreme@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

i dream of a future where all peoples of the world would have the ass of their dreams. thick dumpers all the way down to flatter than a paper bag. end ass discrimination now!

[-] abc@hexbear.net 7 points 1 week ago

Feel free to DM me your ass pics I will provide nothing but compliments and constructive criticism!!

[-] Sanctus@anarchist.nexus 7 points 1 week ago

Ah, but when you look inside yourself you find your inner ass, and your's, SorosFootSoldier, is voluptuous and caring.

[-] UmbraVivi@hexbear.net 5 points 1 week ago

There's just way better on c/porn

this post was submitted on 25 Apr 2026
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