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[–] 185 points 4 months ago (11 children)

No need to feel bad about it.

Marketers know that a lot of people immediately unsubscribe but they also know not everybody will. They still turn a profit after the discount and also just made a sale!

Additionally, I wouldn't be surprised if some merchants pass along/sell your email address, since now its in their system.

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  • [–] 88 points 4 months ago (5 children)

    Also: companies will fuck you over any chance they get. You're breaking no laws. Use every tactic you can to claw back any of your hard earned money you can.

    Also: don't use your real details to subscribe. It is best to have a burner spam email address, a burner prepaid sim card and use a made up address.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Also, just to push a point, don't fret over if it is illegal or not. Just be sure you can safely not get caught. Otherwise, all is fair because, trust me, the companies operate on that same logic. They will do all manner of illegal methods to profit off of the working class because they know they can get away with it. So we should be entirely willing to do the same.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I really wanna be able to go about my life and not feel like I'm in hiding or witness protection or something of the like. It's so demoralizing that it's coming down to having fake backups for your fake backups.

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  • [–] 97 points 4 months ago (19 children)

    If they can charge 15% less for subscription, that means they are overcharging you 15% all the time.

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    If you forget to cancel, the re-order is at full price. They are betting that you will forget or that you will be willing to pay full price to keep getting it.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago*

    Even if you unsubscribe, you're still a metric for "number of people who subscribed"; so every time you repurchase and sign back up, you just keep adding to their metrics which they will utilize to boost their stock values.

    Either way, the house always wins.

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    [–] 44 points 4 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 32 points 4 months ago

    They got your $85 and your data. Worth the 15% by far.

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  • [–] 30 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Jokes on you, your email will never be deleted and has already been added to 1000 marketing dbs.

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  • [–] 23 points 4 months ago

    Subscribe and save is just the original product price before they marked it up

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  • [–] 20 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Just use a disposable email. There's no guarantee that the company didn't delete/ unsubscribe your email

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago

    "Dude. Dude. We not only got your personal data, we also got a sale which was, let's be honest, still plenty overpriced, just a little less so now. Yea, you 'got' us..."

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    They still keep the record of all the information you provided, likely including email, name, what you purchased, with what payment method, and more.

    They will be able to make statistical inferences of your socioeconomic status variables and can and will resell that data to others who will absolutely not give a shit about your unsubscribe status. In the end it may be worth the 15% off for her, but it is definitely not scamming them by unsubscribing.

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  • [+] 17 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
    [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Unrealistic. They hide that unsubscribe button or make it not functional.

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  • No offending supply side jesus

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  • 10minute mail! I'll never get your marketing emails, and I'm a new customer every time!!!

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (6 children)

    I'm fucking tired of all these websites making you give your email, and hunt for a coupon and a sale to buy something while Amazon has the same item for the same "discounted" price from the get go, as much as I hate supporting Amazon, these other companies don't make it any easier to buy from them, and on top of that their orders take 6-10 days to deliver and many times require a minimum dollar amount before free delivery kicks in, while Amazon can deliver it in 2 days for free.

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    [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Remember to use an alias for your email for this kind of shit.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I go with the 6 month (longest interval offered) subscription, then when I get the email reminding me that XYZ is about to be re-ordered, I see whether I actually need/want more of it. If not, I 'skip' that order (which it seems you can do as often as you want) while the subscription/discount is maintained, and if I do, I let it get ordered, also maintaining the discount.

    End result's worst-case scenario is that I get bugged twice a year about some items, pretty minor cost for 15% off.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I never thought that it could immediately be cancelled. Gonna use it from now!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Me setting a reminder for the day before the free trial bills me for the next 12 months

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I just use temporary emails when I can.

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    [–] 3 points 4 months ago* (1 child)

    > Unsub, laugh maniacally
    > See new opportunity to subscribe
    > Cannot get "new subscription" bonus because they got enough data to tell it's you again
    > surprised_pikachu_face.jpg

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