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Looking forward to bikini season
(thelemmy.club)
"Rip and tear until it is done."
Is there something about farting in a bikini that’s different from farting in any other clothing?
If it's the butt floss kind it might tickle your butthole.
"The tearing and the ripping"
So that's what happened to Rip Torn
Professor Frink: “…and the screaming and the dying…”
"Oh my... to shreds, you say..."
Make that G string ring ! 🎸
have some self respect and wear a diaper smh my head
You don't discretely pull it to one side first 😥 ?
Nah, the string cuts the fart in half and silences it
Like a pop filter!
Doubt a vibrating string will make no sound.
Careful not to leave any streaks.
runs into water
"I'm all better now, thanks!"
Have you ever seen that video where an otter muck-sprays the water and all the fishes go crazy eating it?
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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