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[–] 170 points 4 months ago* (2 children)
  • [–] 85 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Photoshop him taking it from a dead soldier and giving it to himself

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  • [–] 53 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    He was already given a purple heart from a veteran, twice. Once in 2016, and again in 2024 after the assassination attempt.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Never forget his borrowed Nobel peace prize!

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  • [–] 92 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This is long past being a joke. Its really a nightmare, isn't it?

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Republican voters could at any moment say "we won't vote Republican in the next election, unless Republican Congressmen impeach Donald Trump". And yet, they do not - rather the reverse, they would rebel if Republican Congressmen impeached Trump.

    This is what 50% of America's active voters want. For them, Trump is still infinitely better than an Obama Presidency.

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    [–] 85 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    This guy is such a fucking asshole.

    Seriously, he has surpassed even Ronnie Raygun at this point as far as being the worst president, at least in recent times. I wasn't sure it was possible to surpass the shitstain that is Ronnie Raygun, who up until Pedonald, had objectively the most criminal administration in history.

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    [–] 64 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    oh please do it. chefs kiss. the only bright spot from this guy is the way his life is just facade. Not an inch of depth anywhere. no actual love at all. all hate smiles.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    If he weren't in such a powerful position where his shallow childishness was harmless, it would be hilarious how sad this dude is. This medal doesn't matter, ultimately. But apparently the thought that he might get an undeserving Nobel prize was all that held him back from starting multiple wars. He needs a full time ass kisser that praises him when he's not a complete psychopath to reinforce that behavior.

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    He probably saw this pic and thought "Oh, I also want to copy that from him!".

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) (2 children)

    PLEASE do this, make sure to have lots of fanfare and a parade!

    Also, I recommend promoting yourself to "Super General" and be sure to wear a military uniform with a gigantic hat.

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    [–] 39 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    The generation that gave us participation trophies and then complains about our generation being given participation trophies.

    This fucking timeline....

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    [–] 30 points 4 months ago* (5 children)

    Is the Medal of Honor enough? Given Trump's qualities, doesn't he warrant some form of higher award that would place him somewhere above all the existing Medal of Honor awardees?

    The Medal of Honor has non-gold components. He could make a new medal out of solid gold. And call it whatever he wanted. The Medal of Extraordinary Honor, say.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Mike Johnson recently said they were considering creating a new award that would properly honor him.

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  • [–] 12 points 4 months ago* (4 children)

    Attaboy!

    EDIT: Apparently they already awarded it, and it's gold!

    https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2026/03/26/trump-given-america-first-award-republican-party/89330333007/

    Trump receives inaugural 'America First award' from Republican Party

    "We’re going to do something we've never done before. We’re going to honor him with a new award that we'll present annually from this point forward, but he is the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First award," Johnson said. "We can think of no better title for what that is...that's this beautiful golden statue here, appropriate for the new golden era in America."

    Trump does seem like the suitable and fitting recipient of the first-ever America First award!

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    [–] 29 points 4 months ago (2 children)
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    Please do it.. just start giving yourself meals for random shit as fast as you can. Do it.

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  • [–] 24 points 4 months ago (6 children)
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    [–] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Next up, he wins the noble prize, the Betty Crocker bake off, and the world series.

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    [–] 22 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Oh please let him do it. Let him build his tacky ballroom, let him put his signature on the money, let him smear his feces on the declaration of independence. Future generations of Americans need embarrassing reminders of what can happen to America, reminders they can't ignore, and at least these don't have a body count attached.

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    [–] 21 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    That would be hilarious, he's insane enough to do it.

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    [–] 20 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Thus shitting on every soldier who earned it before him. Way to go asshole... way to go.

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    [–] 17 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    He's doing everything he can to stay in our minds, sapping our energy like some kind of a vampire.

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  • [–] [S] 13 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Grandiose, thick-skinned NPD patients show a sense of uniqueness or superiority, attitudes of entitlement, a belief that others envy their abilities or status, low empathy, social dominance, superficial charm, disdainfulness or snobbery, and an exploitative interpersonal style characterized by manipulation and selfishness.

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Narcissistic_personality_disorder#Signs_and_symptoms

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  • [–] 17 points 4 months ago

    What a moron!! Give yourself some more medals extreme aged dementia pedo paw-paw

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  • [–] 16 points 4 months ago

    I honestly expected him to have invented some sort of "American Peace and Greatness Nobel"-Prize by now. And award it to himself.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    may as well at this point, army will put up with it and donald is already king, time for random coronations like the olden days :/

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Its reserved for the military, isn't it? The president is a civilian.

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    [–] 9 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Can we please get chomo Caligula to the gallows? Like now

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    [–] 9 points 4 months ago (4 children)

    Or he could just call up people who have received it (or their heirs if deceased), and have one of them give him theirs, like he did with the Nobel Prize. Maybe even several of them, so he can brag that he was awarded more Medals of Honor than anyone in history.

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    [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    He should give himself the same award Hitler did.

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