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[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 43 points 2 weeks ago

Nah man it's the birds that work for the CIA. The raccoons are part of the resistance.

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 9 points 2 weeks ago

That implies that birds are real. I'm on to your tricks.

[-] ceenote@lemmy.world 8 points 2 weeks ago

I'm just saying watch out for moles.

No idea whose side they're on.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 4 points 2 weeks ago

french foreign legion

[-] lowspeedchase@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 weeks ago
[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 13 points 2 weeks ago

Man, I wish I could still get that high from finishing a normal joint! These days even a few huge rips from the dab rig rarely leads to machine elves.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 11 points 2 weeks ago

Somewhere in the cosmic wheel of reincarnation YOU ended up with all my THC tolerance. Give it back.

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

If it was possible to transfer my tolerance to others, I'd happily offer it as a free service! It gets damn expensive being able to consume with essentially no limit.

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 5 points 2 weeks ago

and here I am deeply enamored with the taste of bud but if I have more than 1 puff or a single 10mg gummy then I'm not having fun anymore

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 5 points 2 weeks ago

Would you be willing to take some of mine?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 4 points 2 weeks ago

literally would. I don't get to enjoy nearly the amount of weed I would like to

[-] Drusas@fedia.io 3 points 2 weeks ago
[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

Take a 6 month break. It'll be fun!

[-] Agrivar@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I've done it a few times, generally during my winter break from alcohol. It's weird for a few weeks, then it's fine... but when I start smoking again my tolerance comes right back!

[-] rants_unnecessarily@piefed.social 3 points 2 weeks ago

Ah. That sucks. Guess it's just avalanche tactics then. Bigger and stronger each time!

[-] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 2 weeks ago

Try every other day. Even a 24hr break makes a big difference when you've been hitting the bedtime/breakfast bowls

[-] dkppunk@piefed.social 5 points 2 weeks ago

I only get that high if it’s an infused joint that size, regulars barely do anything anymore. Otherwise, it’s a few bong tokes and edibles that get me there.

[-] Siethron@lemmy.world 5 points 2 weeks ago

I get racoon high after one puff. It's been forever since I got high and my tolerance doesn't exist

[-] JadenSmith@sh.itjust.works 4 points 2 weeks ago

I know it sounds tedious, however I'd suggest weighing up your flower before you grind it up.

I've been toking daily for a long time, most of a couple of decades, and this has helped me keep my tolerance in check. For the most part.
The tolerance could still increase, but managing your own 'dose' can have alleviate the negatives (and also help you not spike the tolerance further).

Also helps lower tolerance by gradually decreasing the amount you smoke. Like, if you go for a gram, ease into lower doses by going for 0.9 for a week, then 0.85, etc.

[-] FaygoRedPop@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

If I touch even the slightest amount of THC, it's straight to deathly palpitations and terrible feelings of impending doom. I took 2.5 mg, 5 mg, 7.5 mg respectively one day after the next and felt nothing each time. The next day I took 10 mg and I was higher than any human should ever be. I was sitting on the couch and my heart rate was 150 bpm. I'm sure it didn't help that I had a greasy dinner.

[-] higgsboson@piefed.social 6 points 2 weeks ago

THC can often induce 5-10 minutes of tachycardia, which when paired with anxiety occasionally leads to paranoid freakouts in new users. Strains with a bit of CBD are usually much more pleasant for those folks.

[-] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 2 weeks ago

It would be a massive blunder for the cia to not have trained raccoons, honestly. I might be a bit stoned, tho.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 9 points 2 weeks ago

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to decide if he ever wants to be forklift certified, or if he wants to get high.

Lmao I'm kidding forklift drivers be high as fuck.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 2 weeks ago
[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 2 weeks ago

You ever tried to train a raccoon? They have the devil's own mischief.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

you ever trained to be a raccoon? it hard as fuck

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

they put a listening device inside a cat

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 2 weeks ago

Fucking hell I'm getting on another list tonight aren't I?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 2 weeks ago

your microphone-enabled housepet is en route to your location now

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

wait are we talking the culinary CIA or the spy CIA because i've seen raccoons wearing little chefs hats in my dreams.

[-] RickyRigatoni@piefed.zip 5 points 2 weeks ago

This is slander and I will not stand for it.

[-] poopsmith@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 weeks ago

Well of course I know him. He’s me!

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