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[-] OfCourseNot@fedia.io 10 points 3 weeks ago

It would be a massive blunder for the cia to not have trained raccoons, honestly. I might be a bit stoned, tho.

[-] SippyCup@lemmy.world 9 points 3 weeks ago

There comes a time in a man's life when he has to decide if he ever wants to be forklift certified, or if he wants to get high.

Lmao I'm kidding forklift drivers be high as fuck.

[-] Pat_Riot@lemmy.today 8 points 3 weeks ago
[-] skulblaka@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 weeks ago

You ever tried to train a raccoon? They have the devil's own mischief.

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

you ever trained to be a raccoon? it hard as fuck

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 7 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

they put a listening device inside a cat

[-] wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 3 weeks ago

Fucking hell I'm getting on another list tonight aren't I?

[-] sad_detective_man@sopuli.xyz 3 points 3 weeks ago

your microphone-enabled housepet is en route to your location now

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

wait are we talking the culinary CIA or the spy CIA because i've seen raccoons wearing little chefs hats in my dreams.

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